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The studly song she imagined in her slumber brought to mind dreams of machismo and good wrasslin' arms. Oh, how she longed to hear that voice, but who it would belong to was a mystery for the ages....","words":481,"posted_at":"2021-08-31T01:18:00.000Z","tags":["Godzilla","Writer's Crossing","exercise"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1758317-2021-08-30-writing-in-3d-exercise","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/3egQP96n","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/d8/d5/d8d5c854-e135-4f21-a47c-982a0130c2e9"},{"sf1_id":1750769,"sf2_id":"rn6oxBj1","title":"2021-08-09 Writing in 3D Exercise","author":"Avoozl","summary":"It was still early in the waning summer, yet I could see my breath in the night air. The loamy smell of the forest comforted me, and yet, here I was, two past midnight, directionless in these woods. 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