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You guys are awesome! This story will be in Kuhlman's POV. \n\n \n\nKuhlman and the Barista\n\n \n\nWow, that trip to Sly Beach was fun, but it also made me think. Seeing Max and Lucius and...","words":1328,"posted_at":"2015-10-16T18:18:00.000Z","tags":["Adult Humor","Bad Language","Cat","Coyote","Gay Relationships","Humor","M/M","Romance","Wolf"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/922415-kuhlman-and-the-barista","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/922415","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=922415\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":252532,"sf2_id":"YnLZVvYe","title":"Halo: FUBAR Chapter 07 - Objects in mirror","author":"SniperSpartan-977","summary":" \n\nWARNING\n\nThe stunts in this episode were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do not attempt any of the stunts you're about to read about.\n\n_\"Hi, I'm Sergeant Sawyer, and you're reading Halo:...","words":2596,"posted_at":"2011-05-25T23:29:00.000Z","tags":["Action","Adventure","Halo","Humor"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/252532-halo-fubar-chapter-07-objects-in-mirror","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/YnLZVvYe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/39/d1/39d1708f-2a63-477b-93bd-508378579e82"},{"sf1_id":725018,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Unintended Intruder - 10 - EPILOG","author":"Little Red Wolf","summary":"\n\"Mr ... McCain?\"\n\"Yes Ma'am?\"\nTerry jumped up from his seat as the nurse called his name.\n\"There's been\nsome confusion with the paperwork,\" the charge nurse told him as she looked at\na pair of clipboards. \"We have you named as the father of the...","words":1059,"posted_at":"2014-07-02T01:20:00.000Z","tags":["Epilog","Human","Humor","No-Yiff"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/725018-unintended-intruder-10-epilog","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/725018","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=725018\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":718270,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Craving","author":"Catnip","summary":" There once was a young lioness named Lily who wanted to try something new, for she had not a care in the world, and nothing else to do. She ventured out one night into the cold embrace of plight, for something was awry. The Eyes that spy, spied that...","words":262,"posted_at":"2014-06-15T04:56:00.000Z","tags":["Humor","Lioness","No-Yiff","poem"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/718270-craving","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/718270","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=718270\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":377005,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Smoke - By Nathan Iverson","author":"AlistarBlackfang","summary":" **SMOKE**\n\nBy Nathan Glen Iverson\n\n The smoke rose from my lips, dancing in the pale yellow light that emitted over my desk, until it finally dispersed into the farther reaches of my bare apartment, save for the lone couch that I spent many forlorn...","words":596,"posted_at":"2012-05-15T00:05:00.000Z","tags":["Cigarette","Human","Humor","Suicide"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/377005-smoke-by-nathan-iverson","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/377005","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=377005\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":527795,"sf2_id":null,"title":"A Trainer's Tale - Chapter 3: Road to Rustboro","author":"WittyOverload","summary":" \n \n                   A Trainer's Tale\n                 Chapter 3: Road to Rustboro \n \nInside the Petalburg Pokecenter, two pokemon, a buizel and a zangoose stand over a sleeping human. \"But i'm HUNGRY\" the buizel complained \"I don't care. You can...","words":1451,"posted_at":"2013-04-17T21:18:00.000Z","tags":["Human","Humor","Zangoose","pokemon"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/527795-a-trainer-s-tale-chapter-3-road-to-rustboro","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/527795","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=527795\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":527542,"sf2_id":null,"title":"A Trainer's Tale - Chapter 2: First Battle \u0026 A New Friend","author":"WittyOverload","summary":" \n \n                             A Trainer's Tale\n                  Chapter 2: First Battle and A New Friend\n \nIn the forest of Route 102, A boy and a zangoose doze inside a sleeping bag. Soon the zangoose begins to awake. Elizabeth opens her eyes to...","words":3012,"posted_at":"2013-04-17T02:36:00.000Z","tags":["Human","Humor","Zangoose","pokemon"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/527542-a-trainer-s-tale-chapter-2-first-battle-a-new-friend","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/527542","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=527542\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":1329115,"sf2_id":null,"title":"A Little Something","author":"Lorddaventry","summary":" **A Little Something**\n\nsomething\n\nThis joke is presented by the Five Dragons Corporation.\n\nThe Guardian-dragons reserve their right to ignore accusation and enjoy themselves.\n\nThe Five Dragons Saga, Daracoss, and all its characters and locations...","words":95,"posted_at":"2018-05-01T18:03:00.000Z","tags":["Humor","Something","fun","joke"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1329115-a-little-something","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1329115","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1329115\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":1401456,"sf2_id":null,"title":"The Crass Menagerie","author":"The Wizened Raconteur","summary":"\"So this is it?\"\n\nThe man was staring up at a blinking neon sign.\n\n\"Yep. Don't get fooled by the exterior. It's got built in filters. You'll see what I mean once you're inside.\"\n\n\"_Can_ I go inside?\"\n\n\"Anyone can. Like that song from The Eagles though,...","words":3369,"posted_at":"2018-12-29T22:05:00.000Z","tags":["Clean","Humor","Parody","furry"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1401456-the-crass-menagerie","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1401456","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1401456\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":1439823,"sf2_id":null,"title":"POEM: Walking In Front Of Me!","author":"Jade Sinapu","summary":"**I will try to keep this terse. \nThis poem has 2 lines of mildly suggestive verse. \nIt also has one weak swear word . \nIn other areas, things may have gotten blurred \n \nI admit my style is probably rather unfashionable and simple, but it is what rolls...","words":655,"posted_at":"2019-04-19T15:57:00.000Z","tags":["Cat","Dog","Humor","Poem"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1439823-poem-walking-in-front-of-me","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1439823","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1439823\u0026ext=.jpg"}]