[{"sf1_id":1273216,"sf2_id":"pnGk3b2n","title":"Let's Speed Things Up Here!","author":"ThisAdamGuy","summary":"Hello, my friends! My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots! Today is my 111th birthday!\n\nOkay, no it isn't, but I still have something very important to talk to you all...","words":378,"posted_at":"2017-12-08T01:14:00.000Z","tags":["I am poor","Please give me money"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1273216-let-s-speed-things-up-here","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/pnGk3b2n","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/57/0b/570be97a-eb6c-423f-90ed-42aeb6a4bb90"}]