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Because everybody is clearly there for your own personal use.**  \n  \nHave...","words":607,"posted_at":"2010-01-04T15:14:00.000Z","tags":["Tutorial"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/116953-other-people-are-there-for-you-srsly-get-5-beta-readers","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/116953","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=116953\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":116230,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Poetry's Easy and Prose is Powerful: Srsly (My heart was 3)","author":"foozzzball","summary":"**Poetry's Easy and Prose is Powerful: Srsly (My heart was 3)**  \n  \nWriting poetry is really easy, it's all about feelings! Everybody has feelings to express, right? So pick up that keyboard and...  \n  \n  \n**3. 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That eyes meeting across...","words":8653,"posted_at":"2012-01-28T21:19:00.000Z","tags":["Female","Jaguar","Love","M/F","Male","Novella","San Iadras","Sex","Straight","Thylacine","cupcakes","foozzzball","furplanet","sci fi"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/331480-dangerous-jade-first-chapter-preview","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/331480","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=331480\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":114193,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Migratory Species","author":"foozzzball","summary":"The phone rang, and Troy hated himself. He licked the back of his hand, trying to get the acid out of his mouth. Spat into the days old coffee cup on his desk and pulled the wet part of his nightshirt away from his body.\n\nHe'd rinsed it clean of vomit...","words":1297,"posted_at":"2009-12-28T20:28:00.000Z","tags":["Mouse","Relationships","Sci-Fi"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/114193-migratory-species","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/114193","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=114193\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":116795,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Philadelphia's Confession","author":"foozzzball","summary":"When I was nine years old, I knew without doubt that I was going to die. It was there for all to see on the schedule board; Philadelphia: Prep-Work, September Through February, Stress-Testing, March Through Indefinite.  \n  \nI wasn't the only one. Lagos...","words":1368,"posted_at":"2010-01-04T01:12:00.000Z","tags":["Clone","Insanity","Mouse","Sci-Fi"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/116795-philadelphia-s-confession","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/116795","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=116795\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":162793,"sf2_id":null,"title":"You Can Never Go Home","author":"foozzzball","summary":"It was a long way home. Evran had thought that, thousands and thousands of miles away, back in Tajikistan, before things had hit the wall. Home was nearer for Evran now, though. San Iadras was a big city, but not as big as a country. It was a long walk...","words":2560,"posted_at":"2010-07-19T08:07:00.000Z","tags":["Mercenary","San Iadras","Sci-Fi","War"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/162793-you-can-never-go-home","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/162793","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=162793\u0026ext=.jpg"},{"sf1_id":187944,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Off Label Use","author":"foozzzball","summary":"Troy moved the gnawed-off tip of the kebab skewer over to the salt shaker. \"And that's the electron jump, which happens all over as the plasma heats up.\"  \n  \nJennifer blinked over the candle on their table. \"Right,\" she said softly, picking up the...","words":3643,"posted_at":"2010-10-21T21:44:00.000Z","tags":["Drama","M/F","Mild Erotica","Romance","Sci-Fi"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/187944-off-label-use","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/187944","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=187944\u0026ext=.jpg"}]