[{"sf1_id":525527,"sf2_id":"r17bGr0n","title":"How I Got Banned From PonyCon","author":"giant floating meat","summary":"I solve problems with my crotch \n Problems such as: opening the lids of jars, sipping tea and sewing scrotums to pillows.\n\nNeither the scrotums nor the pillows are mine.\n\n_(Exeunt)_\n\n \n \n\n","words":30,"posted_at":"2013-04-12T02:56:00.000Z","tags":["Balls","Hahahorror","MLP","Male","My Little Pony","Plushophilia","Unicorn-punching"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/525527-how-i-got-banned-from-ponycon","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/r17bGr0n","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/c7/87/c78779c6-fedf-45fd-aa7e-761b93889d24"}]