{"sf1_id":1016605,"sf2_id":"rn6AwKEm","title":"An ass-whoop'in to remember promo.","author":"London79","words":30,"posted_at":"2016-05-31T06:20:00.000Z","tags":["New superstar","promo"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1016605-an-ass-whoop-in-to-remember-promo","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rn6AwKEm","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1016605\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"","content":"\"We here at the World Wrestling Federation would like to introduce our newest\u0026nbsp;superstar Cross Wolfie,\" Vince \u0026nbsp;\"And he will be teaming with non other than... The Rock!,\"\n\n* * *\n\n  \n  \n\n"}