{"sf1_id":1017532,"sf2_id":"pnGEJRge","title":"Gone Batty","author":"Simplified","words":2431,"posted_at":"2016-06-01T15:28:00.000Z","tags":["Alcohol","Bat","Condom","Drunk","Ferret","Flying Fox","Friendship","Fruit Bat","Humor","M/F","Oral","Straight","Vaginal","hangover"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1017532-gone-batty","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/pnGEJRge","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/54/0d/540d446d-3b6d-4825-8f84-230acdf1203e","description":"#1 of Gone Batty\n\nFinally got something done.\nI've really needed to just get back and do a plain old slice-of-life, one-shot (maybe) erotic story like I know I'm good at.\nI keep saying how much I love bats, yet I notice how little I actually use them. My fursona is a bat for crying out loud!\nThis title says it all, we all need to go a little batty sometimes don't we? XD\nAnd of course, I still had to get some kind of weasel into this story too. XP\nThis is easily the most vanilla thing I've written since my first story, The Christmas Present. And I like vanilla, why does everything have to be nasty?\nPS: The Bat is Back!","content":"Gone Batty\n\nClink!\n\nThe ferret looked up as a Gin and Tonic was placed before her when she was moping with her head situated on her arms.\n\nThe bartender, another older ferret with graying fur along his face spoke to her, \"Compliments of the handsome gent over there, Madam.\" \u0026nbsp;He pointed to someone.\n\nThe ferretess turned her head where he pointed and saw a tall, handsome flying fox sitting with a Bloody Mary clutched in one winged paw.\n\nHe drank his Bloody Mary before winking at the lady.\n\nShe smirked as she spoke, \"Really?\" She said for the bartender to hear.\n\nThe large dark-brown fruit bat was downing his full drink as the ferretess walked up to his table.\n\nShe looked him over while he chugged his drink, while tomato juice dribbled down his chin. \u0026nbsp;He was certainly someone who dressed well.\n\nThe bat wore a black vest, tailor-made for a fellow with wings in place of normal arms. \u0026nbsp;Under that vest, he had a bright red shirt with a black tie. \u0026nbsp;Below, he wore a matching pair of black pants.\n\nShe laughed. \u0026nbsp;All he needed was some mascara and lipstick and he would've passed for a moody teenager that was trying too hard. \u0026nbsp;She put down the drink he had ordered for her then spoke to him, \"So, a girl can't buy herself a drink? \u0026nbsp;Hmm?\" \u0026nbsp;She said this in a very playful tone. \u0026nbsp;She was definitely interested in what this handsome stranger had on his mind, as if she had to guess.\n\nThe bat finished his drink with a satisfied sigh. \u0026nbsp;He smirked, \"I'm sure a fine lady can buy herself a drink. \u0026nbsp;But I saw you, and you definitely seemed like someone who was worth impressing.\"\n\nShe heard him speak and knew right away he was putting on some sort of show for her, but it made her feel good that someone was trying to talk to her, instead of just hitting on her or grabbing her ass. \u0026nbsp;No, here was someone who went the extra mile to get laid, and she wanted to meet him on that mile.\n\n\"Well, I am impressed, most guys would just buy a girl straight vodka, but a Gin \u0026 Tonic? \u0026nbsp;A man with old-fashioned tastes.\" \u0026nbsp;She drank the drink, \"I like that.\" \u0026nbsp;The ferretess took a seat at the table then she offered a friendly paw to the bat, \"I'm Mary.\"\n\nHe smiled, showing those pointy fangs of his, \"Tommy.\" \u0026nbsp;He took her hand in his misshapen wing-paw.\n\n...\n\nNext thing the pair knew, they were in her apartment kissing madly as their clothes came off.\n\nTommy had Mary against a wall, knocking over some of her things as he dry humped her bare crotch through his black pants.\n\nThe ferretess churred as she felt a considerable bulge grinding her naked pussy. \u0026nbsp;She pushed the bat off of her long enough that she could get down on her knees.\n\nTommy stood there in a drunken daze while she took his zipper down with her teeth and his uncut cock sprung free, splattering pre on her face.\n\nMary was as drunk as him, too drunk to measure the thing throbbing against her face, but she could tell it was bigger than what she was used to. \u0026nbsp;She licked the bat's veiny cock while she dragged her claws up and down through his shaggy belly fur.\n\nTommy stood there and he put both wings around his lady of the night as he tried to steady himself.\n\nMary assaulted the bat cock relentlessly, licking and nipping the venous shaft while it continued to drip on her face. \u0026nbsp;She put the bat's balls in her mouth and she sucked them like they were the most sweetest fruits she'd ever tasted.\n\nThe flying fox played with the ferret's short brown hair, especially around her purple highlights which stood out quite nicely to him.\n\nMary kissed her way up the bat's shaft while she gave him the most seductive eyes she could in her inebriated state.\n\nTommy gasped once he felt her mouth close over his tip as it began to flare. \u0026nbsp;The drunk bat could not hold himself once he felt her hot muzzle wrap his cock. \u0026nbsp;With a choked gasp, the bat carefully cradled Mary's head as he dispensed precious semen for her to digest.\n\nThe ferretess' cheeks ballooned as his cum filled her mouth, then deflated as she swallowed all he had to give. \u0026nbsp;She urgently stroked that bat cock so she would get all of his cum.\n\nThe orgasm sobered Tommy up considerably, but it left him speechless as he watched this female he just met tonight swallow his seed.\n\nShe eventually took her mouth off of him then stood. \u0026nbsp;She pressed her full naked body against his while she pulled him down into a kiss.\n\nTommy tasted his own purchase in the kiss. \u0026nbsp;He was no stranger to digesting his product. \u0026nbsp;He held the kiss with her until she stopped the kiss.\n\n\"I hope that wasn't the whole show, Tommy Boy.\" She teased him while grinding her moist vulva against his still-erect cock.\n\nThe flying fox growled softly, \"Nah, that was just the sneak preview, Mary. \u0026nbsp;Here comes your feature presentation!\"\n\nShe giggled from his word play then was quickly muffled when he kissed her again. \u0026nbsp;The pair toppled over onto a couch in the middle of Mary's living room.\n\nThe two of them kept kissing while Tommy ground his being into hers, ready to sink himself inside, bare, with no protection.\n\nMary was still in a drunken haze and hadn't realized the risk they were taking.\n\nTommy reared back, turning his jill onto her belly.\n\nShe stuck her rear out for him, tail to the side to allow him entry.\n\nTommy mounted Mary then he was in.\n\nBoth of the pair gasped once the barrier had been crossed, once their bodies had become joined at that moment.\n\nTommy waited to let the lady acclimate to his size before he started to rock his hips, sliding out then back in her until he found a rhythm right for himself and her.\n\nMary pushed back against his thrusts, churring with delight as this handsome stranger took her like she belonged to him.\n\nThe little living room soon filled with the pleasant sounds of two anthro individuals in a moment of drunken lust and the not-so pleasant smells of animal musk.\n\nIn the midst of all this, Mary somehow realized the error in judgment she had made. \u0026nbsp;She felt this male's cock pistoning in and out of her, he felt amazing, but she also felt there was nothing to prevent him spilling into her. \u0026nbsp;It was summer now, her heat period had passed, but there was no reason to risk her social life on a biological technicality.\n\nShe nudged her lover, \"Hey!\"\n\nThe bat nipped her neck, \"Shh, I'm...\" he pumped ever deeper as he felt his orgasm on the horizon. \"I'm almost there.\"\n\nMary had to think fast. \u0026nbsp;At the last moment, she pushed him off and out of her.\n\nThe drunk bat fell with little struggle just as his climax hit.\n\nMary turned quickly so she could catch his seed as he erupted. \u0026nbsp;For the second time, she suckled on the bat's fat glans while he spurted millions of potential bat pups down her hungry gullet.\n\nWhen it was finished, Mary laid herself on top of the bat, squeezing the last few strands out of him and watching it all dribble over her fingers.\n\nTommy took her paw and licked her fingers clean, \"Delicious...\"\n\nMary kissed the bat, \"You're delicious, Tommy Boy.\"\n\n...\n\nThe next morning, they were somehow able to make it to her bed and they both fell asleep there.\n\nTommy woke up first with a killer hangover, \"Oh fuck...\"\n\nThe bat held his hands over his eyes as he fought that urk-y feeling he felt from deep within.\n\nWithout thinking, he got out of bed, completely naked with nothing to cover him. \u0026nbsp;He stumbled across the room, forgetting he was in somebody else' apartment. \u0026nbsp;He found the door of the bedroom then stumbled out to look for his bathroom.\n\nHe chose the first door on the left and lost his lunch down whatever it was he'd found.\n\nThe bat crouched in misery, in Mary's storage closet, not her bathroom, puking into a mop bucket. \u0026nbsp;He shook his head as he felt disorientated. \u0026nbsp;He looked up from that bucket once the world around him stopped spinning. \u0026nbsp;He saw where he was then cursed himself for his short sight.\n\nHe came out of the closet on wobbly legs. \u0026nbsp;Looking around, he already knew he wasn't home. \u0026nbsp;He stumbled back to the room he woke up in. \u0026nbsp;There he stopped when he saw the pretty ferretess sleeping peacefully in her bed, oblivious to his current situation.\n\nTommy took a breath then walked over to her side of the bed. \u0026nbsp;He shook her gently, \"Hey...\"\n\nMary yawned cutely when she was shaken awake. \u0026nbsp;She stretched during that yawn, displaying her slinky body to the bat standing over her. \u0026nbsp;She blinked a few times before finally opening her eyes fully. \u0026nbsp;The first thing she saw was a flaccid penis dangling inches away from her face.\n\nThe ferretess panicked and lashed out at Tommy, kicking him in the groin.\n\nThe bat grunted in pain then fell over like he'd been shot.\n\nMary sat up, saw she was naked then she remembered last night and concurrently recognized the bat writhing in pain on her carpet. \u0026nbsp;\"Oops, sorry.\" She grinned sheepishly.\n\nTommy whimpered, \"Oh no! \u0026nbsp;I'm sure I deserved that! \u0026nbsp;Ow...\"\n\nShe got up to help him, \"Are you alright?\"\n\nThe bat grunted, \"Yeah sure... \u0026nbsp;I've felt worse...\" \u0026nbsp;He looked up at her, \"Where's your bathroom?\"\n\nThe ferretess took a moment to register his question, \"Oh! \u0026nbsp;Uh, that's just over there.\" \u0026nbsp;She pointed to a door on the opposite side of her room from her hallway door.\n\nTommy felt more stupid now. \u0026nbsp;He sighed, \"Thanks... \u0026nbsp;I gotta...\" He smiled nervously.\n\nMary got his gist, \"Oh, oh yeah sure... You don't even have to ask.\"\n\nHe got up and hurried to the bathroom. \u0026nbsp;All of those Bloody Maries from last night were coming back, and getting kicked in the stomach didn't help matters for him.\n\nTommy went in and Mary sat on her bed giggling as the bat answered nature's call.\n\n...\n\nAn hour or so later, both ferret and bat were relatively clean and dressed.\n\nMary gave Tommy a discerning glare when she saw the mess he'd made in her closet.\n\nHe only blushed and apologized before she punched him playfully on the shoulder calling him Pukey the Bat.\n\nThey were in Mary's kitchen.\n\nTommy offered to cook breakfast. \u0026nbsp;He made simple rustic eggs and bacon for her, then hard boiled eggs with paprika for himself.\n\nThe two new friends sat together eating breakfast and talking.\n\nTommy asked Mary, \"So... What was a nice girl like you doing in a place like that?\"\n\nThe ferret shrugged, \"Oh... It's not my normal hangout, but... I guess I needed a place to think. \u0026nbsp;I work at the mall, I'm in retail and normally, I'd just get a drink at Grimaldi's.\"\n\nThe bat nodded, \"That pizza place at the mall?\"\n\nShe smiled, \"Yeah... The pizza's okay, but the drinks are fantastic.\"\n\nTommy was about to ask her more when suddenly they both heard the buzzer on her front door.\n\n\"Mary!\"\n\nThe ferretess sighed, \"Not again.\"\n\nTommy asked \"A boyfriend?\"\n\nShe stood up, \"Ex-boyfriend... Just stay here.\" \u0026nbsp;She went to get the door.\n\nHer ex banged hard on Mary's screen door, \"Mary! \u0026nbsp;I'm sorry!\"\n\nMary opened her front door, but not the screen door, \"Don't tell me sorry, Jamie! \u0026nbsp;I told you I didn't wanna see your cheating ass around here again!\"\n\nJamie, another ferret pleaded before Mary, \"Please, Mary, Baby! \u0026nbsp;I left Melissa! \u0026nbsp;I'm not seein' her no more.\"\n\nMary shook her head, \"You still got her knocked up, dumbass!\"\n\nJamie stammered, \"I-I don't even know if that's my kid.\"\n\nMary rolled her eyes, \"Leave me alone, Jamie!\"\n\nJust then Tommy put his wings around her waist, \"What's with all the yelling, Honey?\" \u0026nbsp;He looked at Jamie through the screen door, \"Hey there...\"\n\nThe male ferret soured up, \"You've already got another man?\"\n\nMary didn't want Tommy's help, but she played along, \"Yeah, this is Tommy.\"\n\nThe flying fox nuzzled Mary as he spoke, \"And you're the fella who broke this nice lady's heart, eh?\"\n\nJamie's eyes watered, \"I-I was wrong! \u0026nbsp;I... Mary! \u0026nbsp;Melissa dumped me! \u0026nbsp;I didn't leave her, I don't have anywhere else to go.\"\n\nMary was livid, \"Tough shit! \u0026nbsp;You shouldn't have been fucking around behind my back! \u0026nbsp;That was your decision, you live with it and you get out now before Tommy here makes you go.\"\n\nThe bat raised an eyebrow at her using him as a threat, but he didn't mind it, \"Yeah.\"\n\nJamie looked at the bat with a disdainful glare, \"Okay... I'm gone and you! \u0026nbsp;You watch your back.\" \u0026nbsp;He stomped away.\n\nAs soon as Jamie was gone, Mary stood there in Tommy's warm embrace, \"You didn't have to do that.\"\n\nThe bat tightened his warm hug with the pretty ferret, \"I know.\"\n\nMary leaned into his hot body as a smile crept up her muzzle, \"You just want me to fuck you some more don't you?\"\n\nTommy chuckled, \"Maybe.\"\n\nShe turned around so she could look in his caramel brown eyes, \"Well, it worked.\"\n\n...\n\nTommy and Mary lay in bed afterwards.\n\nMary giggled when Tommy played with her tits while they snuggled.\n\nThe flying fox looked at her with those caramel eyes while he bathed those lovely tits with his long tongue.\n\nMary watched him, shivering as his hot tongue trailed downward. \u0026nbsp;She squealed when his tongue brushed her pussy.\n\nThe bat winked up at her before he delved into the jill's pussy.\n\nMary churred with delight while Tommy worked his magic on her. \u0026nbsp;\"Okay... \u0026nbsp;One more, then I gotta go or I'll be late for work.\"\n\nTommy grinned as he grabbed another condom.\n\n...\n\nLater, Mary dropped Tommy off back at that bar so he could get his own car.\n\nThe pair kissed once more as Tommy gave Mary his phone number and address.\n\nMary did the same, then waved goodbye to that handsome bat.\n\nAfter she was gone, Tommy found his car, a black hearse. \u0026nbsp;He grinned when he remembered the look on his mom's face when he bought that thing. \u0026nbsp;He got into his hearse then drove off.\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Gone Batty","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1025816-gone-batty-a-second-taste.json"}}