{"sf1_id":1018950,"sf2_id":"dmBo4lXn","title":"The Short Attention Span Porn Story Contest Winners","author":"Tristan Black Wolf","words":434,"posted_at":"2016-06-02T14:29:00.000Z","tags":["Humor","Rabbit","Sex","Short","Short Story","sarcasm"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1018950-the-short-attention-span-porn-story-contest-winners","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/dmBo4lXn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/fe/e0/fee0cf84-2770-43e6-922a-0681ebc58cff","description":"I'm pleased to announced the winners of the Short Attention Span Porn Story Contest. You probably didn't read this either, so let's get on with it.","content":" **GENERAL PORN**\n\nFirst Place: \"They fucked.\"  \nSecond Place: \"They fucked a lot.\"  \nThird Place: \"They fucked a whole bunch of times.\"\n\n**CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT**\n\nFirst Place: \"They had a drink and fucked.\"  \nSecond Place: \"They enjoyed martinis and fucked.\"  \nThird Place: \"After meeting at the bar and drinking, they fucked.\"\n\n**CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, GAY MALE THEMED**\n\nFirst Place: \"Alan fucked Joe.\"  \nSecond Place: \"Usually the bottom, Joe fucked Alan.\"  \nThird Place: \"Sad because they broke up, Joe and Alan fucked other people.\"\n\n**CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, GAY FEMALE THEMED**\n\nFirst Place: \"Alice licked Josephine.\"  \nSecond Place: \"Alice licked and pegged Josephine.\"  \nThird Place: \"On their second date, Alice and Josephine moved in together, licked, and pegged.\"\n\n**PLOT DEVELOPMENT**\n\nFirst Place: \"Meeting at the baths, they fucked.\"  \nSecond Place: \"Too scared to fuck at the baths, they went to a motel and fucked.\"  \nThird Place: \"Arrested for pubic sex at the baths, they shared a jail cell and fucked with the other convicts.\"\n\n**SPECIES SPECIFIC**\n\nFirst Place: \"They fucked like bunnies.\"  \nSecond Place: \"The bunnies fucked like bunnies.\"  \nThird Place: \"The bunnies fucked several other species like bunnies.\"\n\n**SOFT-CORE**\n\nFirst Place: \"They did it.\"  \nSecond Place: \"They probably did it.\"  \nThird Place: \"Just imagine that they did something.\"\n\n**MASTER/SLAVE/PET**\n\nFirst Place: \"Master fucked slave.\"  \nSecond Place: \"Master fucked semi-willing slave.\"  \nThird Place: \"Master humiliated slave, fucked him, gave him doggie treat.\"\n\n**BONDAGE**\n\nFirst Place: \"He was tied-up and fucked.\"  \nSecond Place: \"He was handcuffed to the bed and fucked.\"  \nThird Place: \"He was fucked, then tied, but that's canines for you.\"\n\n**TRANSFORMATION**\n\nFirst Place: \"They transformed then fucked.\"  \nSecond Place: \"They transformed because they fucked.\"  \nThird Place: \"They fucked, transformed, fucked more, transformed back, liked it better the second time.\"\n\n**HUMAN BESTIALITY**\n\nFirst Place: \"He fucked the mare.\"  \nSecond Place: \"He tried to fuck the stallion.\"  \nThird Place: \"He got between the mare and the stallion and got fucked.\"  \nHonorable Mention: \"He survived the anal hemorrhagy.\"\n\n**STRAIGHT-TO-GAY**\n\nFirst Place: \"Jilted by girl, he fucked guy.\"  \nSecond Place: \"Divorced by wife, he fucked guy and liked it.\"  \nThird Place: \"Drunk, he fucked guy and liked it, but their balls didn't touch, so he's still straight.\"\n\n**BERTIE BOTT'S EVERY-FLAVOR PORN**\n\nFirst Place: \"They all fucked and did everything else.\"  \nSecond Place: \"They all fucked each other, then did everything else.\"  \nThird Place: \"They all fucked, did everything else, did it all again in every combination, until they were bored and actually did something interesting.\"\n\n**HONORABLE MENTION FOR VORE PORN**\n\n\"He sucked and swallowed, which took on a whole new meaning.\"\n\n**GRAND PRIZE WINNER**\n\n\"This is the future of porn. You're fucked.\"\n\n  \n  \n\n"}