# The Short Attention Span Porn Story Contest Winners

Author: Tristan Black Wolf
Tags: Humor, Rabbit, Sex, Short, Short Story, sarcasm

I'm pleased to announced the winners of the Short Attention Span Porn Story Contest. You probably didn't read this either, so let's get on with it.

 **GENERAL PORN**

First Place: "They fucked."  
Second Place: "They fucked a lot."  
Third Place: "They fucked a whole bunch of times."

**CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT**

First Place: "They had a drink and fucked."  
Second Place: "They enjoyed martinis and fucked."  
Third Place: "After meeting at the bar and drinking, they fucked."

**CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, GAY MALE THEMED**

First Place: "Alan fucked Joe."  
Second Place: "Usually the bottom, Joe fucked Alan."  
Third Place: "Sad because they broke up, Joe and Alan fucked other people."

**CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, GAY FEMALE THEMED**

First Place: "Alice licked Josephine."  
Second Place: "Alice licked and pegged Josephine."  
Third Place: "On their second date, Alice and Josephine moved in together, licked, and pegged."

**PLOT DEVELOPMENT**

First Place: "Meeting at the baths, they fucked."  
Second Place: "Too scared to fuck at the baths, they went to a motel and fucked."  
Third Place: "Arrested for pubic sex at the baths, they shared a jail cell and fucked with the other convicts."

**SPECIES SPECIFIC**

First Place: "They fucked like bunnies."  
Second Place: "The bunnies fucked like bunnies."  
Third Place: "The bunnies fucked several other species like bunnies."

**SOFT-CORE**

First Place: "They did it."  
Second Place: "They probably did it."  
Third Place: "Just imagine that they did something."

**MASTER/SLAVE/PET**

First Place: "Master fucked slave."  
Second Place: "Master fucked semi-willing slave."  
Third Place: "Master humiliated slave, fucked him, gave him doggie treat."

**BONDAGE**

First Place: "He was tied-up and fucked."  
Second Place: "He was handcuffed to the bed and fucked."  
Third Place: "He was fucked, then tied, but that's canines for you."

**TRANSFORMATION**

First Place: "They transformed then fucked."  
Second Place: "They transformed because they fucked."  
Third Place: "They fucked, transformed, fucked more, transformed back, liked it better the second time."

**HUMAN BESTIALITY**

First Place: "He fucked the mare."  
Second Place: "He tried to fuck the stallion."  
Third Place: "He got between the mare and the stallion and got fucked."  
Honorable Mention: "He survived the anal hemorrhagy."

**STRAIGHT-TO-GAY**

First Place: "Jilted by girl, he fucked guy."  
Second Place: "Divorced by wife, he fucked guy and liked it."  
Third Place: "Drunk, he fucked guy and liked it, but their balls didn't touch, so he's still straight."

**BERTIE BOTT'S EVERY-FLAVOR PORN**

First Place: "They all fucked and did everything else."  
Second Place: "They all fucked each other, then did everything else."  
Third Place: "They all fucked, did everything else, did it all again in every combination, until they were bored and actually did something interesting."

**HONORABLE MENTION FOR VORE PORN**

"He sucked and swallowed, which took on a whole new meaning."

**GRAND PRIZE WINNER**

"This is the future of porn. You're fucked."

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/dmBo4lXn