{"sf1_id":1023817,"sf2_id":"Jew40E6m","title":"I Wish I Could Go Back to Fur Con","author":"Joshiah","words":249,"posted_at":"2016-06-07T00:17:00.000Z","tags":["Humor","Music","Parody","lyrics","shameless","song"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1023817-i-wish-i-could-go-back-to-fur-con","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Jew40E6m","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/71/85/71854372-0d02-432c-a33b-2c53fb0eddf1","description":"...So, this is what happens when I get roped into helping with musical stuff over a convention weekend.\nI get inspired and make shameless things.","content":"(Fur 1)  \nI wish I could go back to fur con  \nI was so wasted back then  \n(Fur 2)  \nWhat would I give, to go back and sleep on the floor in a furpile again...  \n(Fur 3)  \nI wish I could go back to fur con  \nAt fur con there's so much to do  \nYou sit in the line and record a great vine  \nAnd the popufurs smile at you!  \n(All)  \nHow do I go back to fur con?  \nI don't have any funds anymore!  \n(Fur 3)  \nI wanna go down to the dance and drink a bottle of rum and pass out on the floor!  \nOoooooh I wish I could just buy a badge  \n(Fur 2)  \nOr go to the con store  \n(Fur 1)  \nOr see a panel!  \n(Fur 3)  \nOr put tags on the door!  \n(All)  \nI need an energy drink or two or three or four!  \nWe could be, sitting in the hotel lobby  \n4 AM and waiting for the pizza to come  \nCursing the world cause I didn't eat all day  \nAnd everyone's begging me to have some!  \n(Fur 3)  \nI wish I could go back to fur con! How do I go back to fur con?!  \n(All)  \nAhhhhh...  \n(Fur 3)  \nI wish I had talked to more artists...  \n(Fur 2)  \nBut...if I went back to the fur con  \nThink what a loser I'd be  \nI'd walk through the zoo  \nAnd think \"Oh, God, it's true...\"  \n(All)  \nThese suits are so much cuter than meeeeeeeee!  \n  \n\n"}