# I Wish I Could Go Back to Fur Con

Author: Joshiah
Tags: Humor, Music, Parody, lyrics, shameless, song

...So, this is what happens when I get roped into helping with musical stuff over a convention weekend.
I get inspired and make shameless things.

(Fur 1)  
I wish I could go back to fur con  
I was so wasted back then  
(Fur 2)  
What would I give, to go back and sleep on the floor in a furpile again...  
(Fur 3)  
I wish I could go back to fur con  
At fur con there's so much to do  
You sit in the line and record a great vine  
And the popufurs smile at you!  
(All)  
How do I go back to fur con?  
I don't have any funds anymore!  
(Fur 3)  
I wanna go down to the dance and drink a bottle of rum and pass out on the floor!  
Ooooooh I wish I could just buy a badge  
(Fur 2)  
Or go to the con store  
(Fur 1)  
Or see a panel!  
(Fur 3)  
Or put tags on the door!  
(All)  
I need an energy drink or two or three or four!  
We could be, sitting in the hotel lobby  
4 AM and waiting for the pizza to come  
Cursing the world cause I didn't eat all day  
And everyone's begging me to have some!  
(Fur 3)  
I wish I could go back to fur con! How do I go back to fur con?!  
(All)  
Ahhhhh...  
(Fur 3)  
I wish I had talked to more artists...  
(Fur 2)  
But...if I went back to the fur con  
Think what a loser I'd be  
I'd walk through the zoo  
And think "Oh, God, it's true..."  
(All)  
These suits are so much cuter than meeeeeeeee!

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/Jew40E6m