# Tales of Zootopia: Me, Farrah and Aslan (alt timeline)

Author: Albus Kane
Tags: Alternate Reality, Bisexual, Horse, Lion, Love, Romance, Story, Story Series

#9 of Tales of Zootopia

Another story I just thought of. This one I took WAY too long to finally write down.

This story takes place in some sort of alternate timeline. &nbsp;I experienced it through a series of dreams. &nbsp;The first thing to note about this timeline is that I was born in Zootopia instead of on&nbsp;Alistaria or in&nbsp;Alabama. &nbsp;The second is that I never met Jem. &nbsp;The third is that UTI is based in Zootopia instead of LA. &nbsp;When I am awake, I wonder how I even survived in that universe, until I remember who I ended up with: TWO people. &nbsp;Instead, as soon as I got to the Useless Trinkets Incorporated building's board room, I was fixated on Farrah. &nbsp;I got all the way through the meeting this time, and afterwards, we talked a little. &nbsp;We both liked video games, anime, electronic music, and so on. &nbsp;We decided to get together at Resetti's Cawfee, where I first went on a "just friends" date with Jem in what I'm pretty sure is reality.

There, we talked some more. &nbsp;The sexual AND romantic tension between us was so great, I could barely breathe. &nbsp;We had just the right personalities for each other, and just the right bodies. &nbsp;About five minutes in, I blurted out "MAYBE WE CAN BE MORE THAN FRIENDS!" out of nowhere. &nbsp;Her response was, pleasingly, "Sure. &nbsp;Let's try it." &nbsp;Then, we went back to her house, had sex, and a few days later, went to a nice, fancy restaurant. &nbsp;There, the "romance" part blossomed. &nbsp;Everything that she said sounded fucking brilliant and poetic, even if I objectively had no fucking clue what it was. &nbsp;All around afterwards, I saw and heard that people were uncomfortable with the two of us going out. &nbsp;After all, she's 45, and I'm 18. &nbsp;That's a whole generation gap between the two of us. &nbsp;Then again, I do kind of like the generation gap thing.

Then in walked in a close friend of hers: Leodore Lionheart's brother, Aslan Lionheart Jr. &nbsp;The same sort of thing happened with him, and I started crushing on him. &nbsp;I still loved Farrah, though, and very much so. &nbsp;I still lusted for her, as well, of course, being an 18-year-old male and not asexual or exclusively homosexual. &nbsp;Aslan is also 45, meaning that he's also a generation older than me. &nbsp;I'm almost 19, by the way. &nbsp;I contemplated what to do for a while, then told Farrah about it. &nbsp;She said that she was more than okay with polyamory. &nbsp;I then asked Aslan about it, and he was also okay with polyamory. &nbsp;After that, it was just happily ever after, and it still is. &nbsp;I'm still not sure if it is just a series of connected dreams, or another reality. &nbsp;I'm having similar dreams, including one where I go to college and crush on some jock named Devon Forrester. &nbsp;(WRITER'S NOTE: ;) referenced self) &nbsp;Whenever I fall asleep in one "world", I wake up in another. &nbsp;I'm definitely talking to my psychologist AND my psychiatrist about this.

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