{"sf1_id":1070768,"sf2_id":"4nAxw0vm","title":"Cyanide of Riddance chapter 9.","author":"EmpressLioness","words":483,"posted_at":"2016-09-12T22:43:00.000Z","tags":["Cat","Wolf","Wolf Dog","Wolfess","flashbacks"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1070768-cyanide-of-riddance-chapter-9","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/4nAxw0vm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/6d/9c/6d9c3a09-e594-4622-9040-57c8a28216c8","description":"#10 of Cyanide of riddance.\n\nWell, Iceclaw. You've done it again.","content":"Oh, God,\" pinks said. \"I was scared. I mean, I almost wanted to go 'whee wee wee wee' all the way home.\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Never trust a lion producer,\" red said. \"I'm obviously the real death Prince. If I weren't, then why would I be so much\u0026nbsp;better than all of you people and boydane?\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Maybe lioness was telling the truth,\" boydane said. \"I mean, red, you look like a prince, but how many princes have done the things you've done?\" Then a flashback of red and his quality time with pinks had flashed through his mind.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"And how many times you've seen firestar do what I do?\" Then another flashback of boydane and his affinity with other female animals had flashed in his head.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Now boydane,\" bluro said. \"Let's not jump into any conclusions here.\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Come on, bluro. How many real wolves do you know that bang corpses?\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"I don't know. Milo, how many wolves have you been with?\" Then the last flashback had been shown in both Nakuro and milo's mind.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"In fact, no real book characters would do any of the things we do!\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Come to think of it,\" Iceclaw said. \"I don't behave anything like the real faolan!\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Ah, please, ice!\" Icicle said. \"We're trying to have a discussion here!\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Yeah, really, Iceclaw. Don't make this all about you!\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"This is terrible! We're cancelled and fake! Just like my child support checks!\"\u0026nbsp;\n\nThen a roadrunner plays a drum roll and icicle appears. \"Ta!\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Oh, yeah, laugh it up, icicle!\" Lavender said. \"But Azazel's still after us! No one can hide from Azazel!\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"What are we going to do?!\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"You heard lioness! They want us dead because we're cancelled! So if we can get our series back on the air, we can save our tails!\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Yeah, right, boydane! How you plan on doing that?\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"I don't know yet. But we can with that hyena who took our timeslot. The blow me away hyena. He sounded like he could help.\" Then the other animals had a talk in agreement to find the blow me away hyena. \"I am mangy.\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Well, I'm not fake!\" Red guffawed. \"So I'm going back to my kingdom. You're all welcome to join me. My mother, the queen, will keep us\u0026nbsp;all safe from Azazel.\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"I do like being safe.\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Milo and I always dreamed of going to six flags.\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"You said you'd take me to six flags!!\" Lavender cried.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Well, like a colostomy bag, I'm on boydane's side. I like being a reality TV star!\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Yeah! We need to get our series back. Otherwise, I'll have to go back to my old gig,\u0026nbsp;exposing myself to children, and that union has the worst health plan.\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Fine! Then I guess we're splitting up. How do we decide who gets to take the zoroark van?\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Later, mange bags!\" Then Iceclaw took the van and drove away with it, leaving the other animals stranded.\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Cyanide of riddance.","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1070316-cyanide-of-riddance-chapter-8.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1070773-cyanide-of-riddance-chapter-10.json"}}