{"sf1_id":1101784,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Morris the mutt 2015","author":"Morris the Mutt","words":1412,"posted_at":"2016-12-04T07:55:00.000Z","tags":["Amateur writing","Antrho","Avian","Bad Writing","Bad story","Canine","Cartoony","Clean","Comedy","Duck","Future","High School","M/F","Mutt","Pre reboot","Pre-reboot","Preboot","Ratchet \u0026 clank","Ratchet and Clank","SFW","Squirrel","bullies","crush","funny","futuristic","parallel universe"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1101784-morris-the-mutt-2015","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1101784","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1101784\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"This is a old story written in 2015 when I was beginning to write. This was one of the first stories I wrote.Takes place in a alternate universe\nA mutt who is sociability akward goes on crazy adventures in this Ratchet \u0026 Clank inspired world!\nAlso bad writing...","content":"==================================================\n\nWarning: This story is very cringy to read, it tries to be a summary but ends up being a stupid story that's been badly written. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!\n\nThe story focuses on a teenage mutt who tries to impress his long time crush, Penny Flynn (No relation to Zaftigbunnypress'\u0026nbsp;squirrel girl character. Her name was ret conned in the reboot. (Chaotic Doomsday). He tries so many times to impress her but fails. One day, on the last day of school, he went to her house and asked her mother if he could walk her to school. She told him that she already left. Morris thanks her and walks off to the bus station. He rides the bus and gets off in front of the school.\n\nHe walks to the building and goes to his locker, which is at the abandoned part of the school. As he is walking he hears a girl screaming.\n\n\"Get your hands off me! I know karate!\"\n\nMorris ran to the scene to see his crush about to getbeaten. He started to walk slowly and speak calmy, he speaks a little different. \"Now now. There's no need to beat a,\" he stared at her and he started to drool. \"pretty... giiirrll.\"\n\nThe bullies were a gang of 3 kangaroos. One was a brown kangaroo who wore a black shirt with a skull designed on it along with a ripped up Jean jacket. He also wore beat up jeans with dirty shoes. The other kangaroo was lighter, he wore the same outfit, but he had on a red hat. The leader was the biggest out of the two, he was the biggest of them all (Yes, I wrote that twice). He had brass knuckles and he wore a skull cap.\n\nThe leader walked up, he had a gruff voice. \"What's year business here, doofus?\"\n\nThe kangaroo with the red hat spoked while he was holding Penny down along with the other kangaroo. \"Aye blss! It's the kid that everyone calls stuoid. The way he talks and act, he really do seem stupid.\"\n\n\"Shut it Lenny!\" said the leader. He put his big hand on Morris' head and started to rub it.\n\n\"\\*Purr\\* Oh yeah. Oooooooh.......\" Morris wad enjoying being petted, his eyes was rolling to the back of his head.\n\nHe stopped and kneeled down to him face-to-face. \"How does that feel young pup?\"\n\n\"Feels good man!\" He said cheerfully, eyes closed, blushing.\n\n\"Good, mate...\" He said walking away. He looked back. \"One more thing...\"\n\n\"Yeah?!\"\n\nHe out his fist out, in a way of presenting a gift. \"Inside this fist is a gift...\"\n\nThe other kangaroo who was helping Lenny holding Penny down snickered. \"\\*snickers\\* Hey Lenny. He is forgetting about saving the girl. \\*laughs\\*\"\n\n\"Yeah! He forgot about the hot stuff.\" He said looking down at Penny.\n\nPenny was struggling, trying to shake them off. \"When I break free. I am so going to KILL YOU!!\"\n\nMorris heard Penny yelling. \"\\*Gasp\\* Penny! Morris tried to run but the big kangaroo blocked him.\n\n\"Wait, here's your gift.\" He opened his hand. Morris looked... there was nothing.\n\n\"Um... where izzit?\"\n\n\"Right HERE!!\" He punched Morris directly in his face. Sending Morris flying and smashing against the lockers.\n\nMorris groaned. His nose was bleeding and he was crying in pain. \"Chuck... I thought we were friendz.\"\n\nChuck's eyes widened and he walked over and kicked Morris and kicked him in the nads.\n\n\"Oooh...\" Everyone said looking away.\n\n\"That's got to hurt.\" said Penny.\n\n\"You Jim, did you saw what boss did to him?\" Asked Lenny.\n\n\"Yep yep. No doubt about it!\" said Jim.\n\n\"Nobody calls me Chuck in front of a pretty girl!\" Said Chuck. He started to walk towards Penny.\n\n\"Wow... Chuck... That names fits perfectly well with a bully.\" Penny said sarcastically as she rolled her eyes.\n\n\"Nobody makes fun of my NAME!!!\" Chuck raised his fist. About to punch Penny in the face.\n\nPenny closed her eyes and turned her head waiting to be punched. There's was a Crack noise.\n\n\"... Boss...\" Lenny and Jim said in unison shocked.\n\nPenny's eyes widened, she couldn't believe it. \"...\"\n\nChuck fell down to the ground in lain, rolling around crying. \"M-... my GO NADS!\" Cried Chuck.\n\n\"BOSS!\" Lenny and Jim ran over to him, letting Penny go.\n\n\"Dont'cha hit a hottie!\" Morris said jumping around excited.\n\nPenny walked over to Morris. \"Thanks for saving me.\" She blushed.\n\n\"You welcomes!\" Morris saluted. Morris started to blush. \"Um... is there something you're missing? \\*laughs\\*\" He was pointing at his cheek.\n\nPenny knew what he wanted, so she just played along. \"Oh! So what am I missing? I know!\" Penny lips was now going to touch Morris' cheeks.\n\n'\\*giggles\\* It's finally gonna happen!'\n\n\\*SMACK!!\\* She slapped Morris on the cheek. \"There you go! Mr. Hero!\"\n\nMorris laid there and blushed with tears coming out his eyes.\n\nThen. The intercom beeped. \"All 11th graders please come outside to the graduation ceremony.\" It repeated again. \"All 11th graders please come outside to the graduation ceremony.\" Then it beeped.\n\nPenny looked at Morris. \"We got to go there, let's go!\" They started to run.\n\n\"Oooh...\" Groaned Chuck. He saw Morris and Penny. \"I am so going to kill you!\" He started running.\n\nMorris looked back at them, they were chasing after them. Chicken had a switchblade in his hand. \"Yikes!\" Cried Morris.\n\nThey soon left the abandoned side of the school. They soon ran into Morris' bestest friend, Aodhan (Pronounced Aidan). Aodhan wad a green duck, but instead of typical colorful jacket, blue pants and his colorful sneakers. He wore a blue cap n' gown.\n\nMorris jumped on Aodhan, with his feet on his stomach, and his hands tugging on his chest... or should I say gown. \"Hiii Aodhan!!\" Morris said happily as his tail was wagging.\n\nPenny stopped, but kept running in place. \"Is that your friend or something?\"\n\n\"Nope! He's my owner! He leaves the house before me, it's something about my actions brings him negative attention in public.\"\n\nThen they heard a banging noise along with a \"I'M COMING FOR YOU!\" scream. Morris and Penny ran off.\n\nAodhan walked away, not paying attention to his dog and Penny. \"What is wrong with that mutt? I know I accidentally got him beat up, but that was when we were kids.\" He then bumped into the bullies. \"Oof... sorry about tha--\" Chuck tried to stab him, but only cut his gown. \"AAAAH!!\" Aodhan screamed like a girl and ran to catch up to Morris and Penny.\n\nAodhan eventually caught up to Morris and Penny. They ran out the school and ran into the city.\n\nAodhan ran next to Morris. \"\\*Huff huff\\* What did you do to make them mad?\"\n\n\"I dunno. I had to save my hot crush, then they got mad. \"Morris explained to Aodhan. Penny blushed.\n\nThirty minutes later they lost the bullies. And they were in the city, with the loud flying ships. (Flying cars)\n\nMorris pulled up his pants. \"Well... let's not go back to school. Forever! Me and Penny are are going to get married and travel different planets.\n\nAodhan looked at Penny, then back at Morris. \"Oh, so this is the girl you've been talking about for years.\" This made Morris and Penny blush.\n\nMorris grabbed Aodhan. \"Sssh.\"\n\nPenny had her arm crossed. \"I don't like that mutt.\" She said blushing.\n\nMorris jaws dropped \"Whaaaaat!\" Morris shooed Penny. \"But I loooove you!\" This made Penny smile.\n\nShe walked away. \"Bye.\" She said playfully.\n\nMorris fell and looked up at the sky full of flying cars. \"NOOOOO!\" Cried Morris.\n\nAodhan patted him on his back. \"Dont'cha worry Morris. Let's go and get some junk food... I just hope that we can come back home alive, while the bullies are still lose...\"\n\nMorris grabbed Aodhan from his shoulders (Woops, I meant on...). \"No! I love her too much! Her nice orange red hair. Her pretty orange fur! Her sparkling eyes! Oh her big bushy tail! She's too hot for me!\" Everyone was now staring at Morris and Aodhan.\n\n\"Heh heh, come on Morris, let's go. Let's go eat at Galactic pie shack.\" Aodhan dragged Morris.\n\nThen a big galactic space ship comes and shoots a gigantic building. Everyone ran.\n\n\"Yikes! Morris we need to go!\"\n\n\"No! I get the big flying ship for my birthday. Not you!\"\n\n\"What? That don't make any-- \\*sigh\\* let's just go!\"\n\nTo be continued...\n\n  \n  \n\n"}