{"sf1_id":1124934,"sf2_id":"J1OXr32e","title":"Reasons why....","author":"james mikoto","words":126,"posted_at":"2017-01-16T04:34:00.000Z","tags":["Poem","Poetry","Sad","funny"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1124934-reasons-why","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/J1OXr32e","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/15/24/15244e0d-db2d-4784-b6ed-a51a4ac01886","description":"#15 of poetry","content":"- \n  - I.....AM.....A POTATO!!!\n- I've been aching to find my home again\n- People picking me up and touching me(pause on\u0026nbsp;that)\n- My body is shacking like an earthquake\n- But this dog won't stop licking me\n- But I'm making my way there\n- But I can't see cause of the fog and the bear \"fuuuuck\"!\n- The wind sways me from left and right\n- But I'm buzzed and heading to the light\n- But I'm in Toledo Ohio at night...\n- Awwww sheeeiiit......\n- I'm as high as a kite in the night\u0026nbsp;\n- Stranger don't look at me we are not tight...That came out wrong\n- Touch me and I'll bite yee\n\nJust cause I'll have another later before 12 probably\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"poetry","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1047174-reasons-that-you-are-unique.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1146541-looking-for.json"}}