{"sf1_id":1134955,"sf2_id":"ZmMpzdWe","title":"Ditty of the Dirty","author":"charles_they","words":134,"posted_at":"2017-01-31T02:40:55.000Z","tags":["Ballad","Fox","Gay","Group Sex","M/M","Male","Male/Male","Poem","Poetry","multi"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1134955-ditty-of-the-dirty","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ZmMpzdWe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/93/4a/934af7ed-e5d7-47a4-9d2a-ccef300a2817","description":"A ballad on a rebellious fox who has decided to take matters into his own paws.","content":"### Ditty of the Dirty\n\n\"Upstanding foxes spurn foul mutts,\"\n\nMy mother oft does say;\n\n\"They are not tarts or whores or sluts—\n\nAnd certainly not gay.\"\n\nWell fuck you, Mom, and fuck you, Dad,\n\nI'm sick of all your priss;\n\nIt's time to live and be real bad,\n\nAnd lose myself in bliss.\n\nSo while you're out at \"mass\" tonight,\n\nI'm putting out the call;\n\nAnd by the end I won't be tight:\n\nThis bod's a free-for-all!\n\nThe kennel doors thrown open wide,\n\nMy tail raised for each hound;\n\nI'm slick and ready to be tied,\n\nAnd taken to the pound.\n\nSo after having served the queue,\n\nYou'll ask me \"What's that scent?\"\n\nI'll say \"For knots we're sluts, it's true,\"\n\nAnd tell you I got bent.\n\n* * *\n\n-Charles Michael Averin","series":{"name":"Erotic/NSFW","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1132397-letters.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1139203-tent-pitch.json"}}