{"sf1_id":1153109,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Bohemian Blasphemy","author":"TheMadmanwithaScarf","words":387,"posted_at":"2017-03-03T04:17:00.000Z","tags":["Blasphemy","Bohemian"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1153109-bohemian-blasphemy","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1153109","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1153109\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"#6 of Journey of the Shadow Archive\n\nThis is a parody off of the fantastic song Bohemian Rhapsody from the brilliant band Queen.","content":"Is there a real knife?\n\nIs there just blasphemy?\n\nCaught with the tour guide.\n\nNo escape to the lavatory.\n\nOpen, my guys.\n\nBring me some fries and scream.\n\nI'm just a door boy. I need my Timothy.\n\nBecause I'm slightly numb, slightly cold.\n\nA little flight, not so old.\n\nAnyway the wind blows, just as its not east, not east.\n\nBuddy, don't kill my dog.\n\nPut the gun across my bed.\n\nPull that trigger I'll be red.\n\nPapa, rice has just been flung.\n\nBut now I've gone and thrown it all the way.\n\nMama, ooo.\n\nDidn't care if I made Jeff die.\n\nIf I'm not back again sometime tomorrow,\n\nFeed my fish, feed my fish, as if something really matters.\n\nTo date, that guy has come.\n\nSends quivers with some wine.\n\nHey, that's pretty fine.\n\nGoodbye everybody, he's really beaux.\n\nGotta leave you all behind and see Bruce.\n\nMama, ooo. (Anyway the wind blows)\n\nI don't want some rye\n\nI sometimes wish I've never been home at all.\n\nI see a little shivered rat of a bit\n\nScataboosh, scataboosh, will you do the tango.\n\nVoltage is frightening, screaming, screaming bite me.\n\nHot potato, hot potato.\n\nHot potato, hot potato.\n\nHot potato, how about no - fantastico.\n\nBut, I'm just a door boy, somebody love me.\n\nHe's just a door boy from a poor family.\n\nSpare him some change. He's desperately.\n\nSlightly numb, slightly cold, will you do the tango?\n\nMatilda! Whoa, will not let you tango - let me Tango.\n\nMatilda! Whoa, will not let you tango - let me tango.\n\nMatilda! Whoa, will not let you tango - let me tango.\n\nWill not let you tango let me tango.\n\nNever let you tango let me tango let me tango\n\nNever let me tangooo\n\nNo, no, no, no, no, no, no.\n\nOh mama Mia, mama Mia, mama Mia let me tango.\n\nThat guy has a devil set out for me\n\nFor me\n\nFor me\n\nSo you can cut me and leave me to cry\n\nSo you think you can love me and expect me to die\n\nOh, honey, you can't do this to me, honey.\n\nJust gotta let me out gotta get right outta here.\n\nHeck yeah, heck yeah!\n\nSomething really matters\n\nAnyone can see\n\nSomething really matters, something really matters to me.\n\nAnyway the wind blows.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}