{"sf1_id":1171524,"sf2_id":"rn97Avqe","title":"Writer's Bloc","author":"charles_they","words":113,"posted_at":"2017-04-13T03:09:26.000Z","tags":["Clean","Humor","Metapoetry","Poem","Poetry","meta","writing"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1171524-writer-s-bloc","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rn97Avqe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/81/4b/814b95a7-70d0-4121-8b91-5148b9d5edb2","description":"Alternate title: \"Is Today the Day I Lose My Job for Incompetence?\"","content":"### Writer's Bloc\n\nNow write! Unwrite! Undo the line!\n\nUnfix the fix and realign!\n\nPunctuate—which punctuation?\n\nWhere the fuck is its location?\n\nThere's Em and En, but used in lieu,\n\nAre hyphens—and in pairs of two!\n\nBrackets broken, squarely shattered!\n\nSemicolons slightly scattered!\n\nSo curse the verse and curse the fates—\n\n(Are we releasing for the States?)\n\nAP or Chicago styling?\n\nNod your head and keep on smiling!\n\nApostrophe catastrophe,\n\nAnd speaks he does anastrophe,\n\nColon, slash and awkward drama,\n\nYou forgot the Oxford comma!\n\nLike rabbits edits seem to breed!\n\nAnother book to never read!\n\nDusty stacks of total terrors:\n\nShelves alive with my missed errors!\n\n* * *\n\n-Charles Michael Averin","series":{"name":"Poetry Postings","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1170918-dragon-slaying.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1172162-the-epic-of-boozy-barrister.json"}}