{"sf1_id":1177326,"sf2_id":"ZmM3p5z1","title":"Ballbusting haikus","author":"kiwiBB","words":575,"posted_at":"2017-05-02T23:33:00.000Z","tags":["CBT","Cock And Balls Torture","Male/Female","Poetry","Teasing","ballbusting","haiku"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1177326-ballbusting-haikus","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ZmM3p5z1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/20/b0/20b0410c-7cbb-4f98-93c1-2185034b7a59","description":"After reading two rounds of Cmanblast3's ballbusting-themed haikus, I tried writing some of my own. Pretty silly, but also pretty fun, if you ask me. Feel free to chime in with your own in the comments \nIdea credit to Cmanblast3 and poiu.","content":"Biggest balls in town  \nJust made him a big target  \nSoon enough: \\*pop\\* \\*pop\\*  \n  \nFemale seeks a male:  \nMust enjoy walks on the beach  \nAnd constant nutache  \n  \n\"My balls,\" croaked the frog  \n\"My testicles!\" squeaked the mouse  \n\"My NUTS!!!\" howled the wolf  \n  \nAfter a long day  \nShe couldn't wait to unwind  \nWith her man's stress balls  \n  \nGod, he loved her legs.  \nIf only they weren't always  \nSmashing up his nuts  \n  \nSwollen full of cum,  \nOr swollen from all those kicks?  \nWho knows? Probably both  \n  \nHe's a masochist  \nShe's a sadist, through and through  \nWhat a lucky pair  \n  \nIn hindsight, bad plan,  \nBetting you could take those kicks  \nProps, though -- that took balls!  \n  \nCould they take her weight?  \nCarefully, she stepped on one--  \nThe answer was no :(  \n  \nShe was one hot chick  \nAnd she was not shy about  \nScrambing your eggs  \n  \nAre your balls too small?  \nJoin our \"Big Balls (BB)\" club  \nGrowth is guaranteed!  \n  \nShe misunderstood  \nWhat he meant by \"bust a nut\"  \nAs he soon found out  \n  \n\"Left or right?\" she asked  \nHe was indecisive, so  \nShe just crushed them both  \n  \nAs a squirrel, she had  \nDecades of experience  \nChomping down on nuts  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;Friendly little kicks  \nHer leg barely moved at all  \nBut he sure felt it  \n  \nAs she sucked his balls  \nShe mistook his rising moans  \nFor cries of pleasure  \n  \nHis first day as a  \nSelf-defense class volunteer  \nWas his last day, too  \n  \nFormer cheerleader  \nShe could kick as hard as hell  \nShake those pom-poms, girl  \n  \n\"She's so hot,\" he said  \n\"I'd give my left nut for her\"  \nNot the wisest trade  \n  \nHe enjoyed footpaws  \nShe was happy to oblige  \nSmack. Smack. Smack. Smack. Smack.  \n  \n--  \n  \nHere's an easy way  \nTo get a male's attention:  \nGrab him by the balls  \n  \nAnd if you want his  \nUNDIVIDED attention:  \nPop one of 'em first  \n  \n--  \n  \nHer workout was strict:  \n50 kicks every morning,  \n50 every night  \n  \nIt kept her legs strong  \nAnd it left her gym partner  \nHella swole as well  \n  \n--  \n  \nThe bull was quite proud  \nOf his big, low-hanging balls...  \n'Til he sat on them  \n  \nThat was bad enough  \nThen his girlfriend cheerfully  \nHopped into his lap  \n  \n--  \n  \nHer handjob technique  \nwas clumsy: each stroke like a  \nsoft punch in the nuts  \n  \nAs he got closer  \nAnd her strokes got more eager,  \nIt only got worse  \n  \nUntil finally  \nHe had to ask her to stop  \nAnd left with blue balls  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;--  \n  \nThe best birth control  \nIs natural, fast, and fun  \n(For the girl, at least)  \n  \nSpend an hour or three  \nSmashing your man's testicles  \nUntil they shoot blanks  \n  \nOnce he's sterilized  \nSuck him off to clear the pipes  \nAnd he's good to go  \n  \nRepeat once a week  \nOr more often if you like  \nResults may vary  \n  \n--  \n  \nShe'd teased him for weeks:  \nTalons dancing on his shaft,  \nMaking his balls ache  \n  \nIf he got too close,  \nShe'd grab one nut in each paw  \nAnd squeeeeze until soft   \n  \nThen she'd start again:  \nStroking, sucking -- fucking, too  \nDriving her man wild  \n  \nCock as hard as stone  \nGonads swollen from abuse  \nDesperate to cum  \n  \nShe watched his dick twitch  \nDrooling precum down his shaft  \nOnto his blue balls  \n  \nWhen she took mercy  \nAnd let her mate blow his load  \nIt was a geyser  \n  \nRopes and ropes of cum  \nA month's work of scrambled spunk  \nAll over the room  \n  \nHe moaned with relief  \nShe just grinned and gave his sac  \nOne more friendly slap  \n  \n  \n\n"}