# Ballbusting haikus

Author: kiwiBB
Tags: CBT, Cock And Balls Torture, Male/Female, Poetry, Teasing, ballbusting, haiku

After reading two rounds of Cmanblast3's ballbusting-themed haikus, I tried writing some of my own. Pretty silly, but also pretty fun, if you ask me. Feel free to chime in with your own in the comments 
Idea credit to Cmanblast3 and poiu.

Biggest balls in town  
Just made him a big target  
Soon enough: \*pop\* \*pop\*  
  
Female seeks a male:  
Must enjoy walks on the beach  
And constant nutache  
  
"My balls," croaked the frog  
"My testicles!" squeaked the mouse  
"My NUTS!!!" howled the wolf  
  
After a long day  
She couldn't wait to unwind  
With her man's stress balls  
  
God, he loved her legs.  
If only they weren't always  
Smashing up his nuts  
  
Swollen full of cum,  
Or swollen from all those kicks?  
Who knows? Probably both  
  
He's a masochist  
She's a sadist, through and through  
What a lucky pair  
  
In hindsight, bad plan,  
Betting you could take those kicks  
Props, though -- that took balls!  
  
Could they take her weight?  
Carefully, she stepped on one--  
The answer was no :(  
  
She was one hot chick  
And she was not shy about  
Scrambing your eggs  
  
Are your balls too small?  
Join our "Big Balls (BB)" club  
Growth is guaranteed!  
  
She misunderstood  
What he meant by "bust a nut"  
As he soon found out  
  
"Left or right?" she asked  
He was indecisive, so  
She just crushed them both  
  
As a squirrel, she had  
Decades of experience  
Chomping down on nuts  
  

 Friendly little kicks  
Her leg barely moved at all  
But he sure felt it  
  
As she sucked his balls  
She mistook his rising moans  
For cries of pleasure  
  
His first day as a  
Self-defense class volunteer  
Was his last day, too  
  
Former cheerleader  
She could kick as hard as hell  
Shake those pom-poms, girl  
  
"She's so hot," he said  
"I'd give my left nut for her"  
Not the wisest trade  
  
He enjoyed footpaws  
She was happy to oblige  
Smack. Smack. Smack. Smack. Smack.  
  
--  
  
Here's an easy way  
To get a male's attention:  
Grab him by the balls  
  
And if you want his  
UNDIVIDED attention:  
Pop one of 'em first  
  
--  
  
Her workout was strict:  
50 kicks every morning,  
50 every night  
  
It kept her legs strong  
And it left her gym partner  
Hella swole as well  
  
--  
  
The bull was quite proud  
Of his big, low-hanging balls...  
'Til he sat on them  
  
That was bad enough  
Then his girlfriend cheerfully  
Hopped into his lap  
  
--  
  
Her handjob technique  
was clumsy: each stroke like a  
soft punch in the nuts  
  
As he got closer  
And her strokes got more eager,  
It only got worse  
  
Until finally  
He had to ask her to stop  
And left with blue balls  
  

 --  
  
The best birth control  
Is natural, fast, and fun  
(For the girl, at least)  
  
Spend an hour or three  
Smashing your man's testicles  
Until they shoot blanks  
  
Once he's sterilized  
Suck him off to clear the pipes  
And he's good to go  
  
Repeat once a week  
Or more often if you like  
Results may vary  
  
--  
  
She'd teased him for weeks:  
Talons dancing on his shaft,  
Making his balls ache  
  
If he got too close,  
She'd grab one nut in each paw  
And squeeeeze until soft   
  
Then she'd start again:  
Stroking, sucking -- fucking, too  
Driving her man wild  
  
Cock as hard as stone  
Gonads swollen from abuse  
Desperate to cum  
  
She watched his dick twitch  
Drooling precum down his shaft  
Onto his blue balls  
  
When she took mercy  
And let her mate blow his load  
It was a geyser  
  
Ropes and ropes of cum  
A month's work of scrambled spunk  
All over the room  
  
He moaned with relief  
She just grinned and gave his sac  
One more friendly slap

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