{"sf1_id":1215100,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Serenifi: Great Scott! Part I: Scene 1","author":"FoxSkunkDeer99","words":882,"posted_at":"2017-07-23T11:44:00.000Z","tags":["Edna","Lexi bunny","Miaksa","Miaska","Tranquility Coyote-La-Fume","ellen","kennedy","robyn"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1215100-serenifi-great-scott-part-i-scene-1","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1215100","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1215100\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"","content":"(Open on the outside of a mansion in the evening.)\n\n(Cut to the inside, where we see 11 female cubs and 15 adult males, plus one adult female arctic vixen, in the living room.)\n\nRobyn: Well, that concludes our \"Universal Monsters\" marathon! What do we do now?\n\n(Few seconds of silence.)\n\nScott: Oh, let's watch this hilarious Boob-Tube-Scat video of this kid's show called \"Salt Warthog\"!\n\nEllen: Meh... I don't think so...\n\nScott: What? I thought you like Boob-Tube-Scats.\n\nEllen: I do. But that \"Salt Warthog\" show has shitty animation and unbearable pacing.\n\nScott: Oh, well. We've seen enough Boob-Tube-Scat videos, anyway.\n\nEdna: Should we shag, then? (Raises eyebrows in seductive manner.)\n\nEveryone Else: Done that!\n\nMiaska: Try to take over school?  \nMatthew: Sounds too complicated...\n\nKennedy: Just get to sleep?  \nEveryone Else: NO!\n\nVincent: How about we tell a story!\n\n(Extended silence.)\n\nLacey: What is this, the 1800s?\n\nVincent: No, really! I think you'll love this one! It's a little folktale I made for our clients. And by: \"I made\", I mean: \"I took the story from a more\u0026nbsp;successful property and changed it around to please a different audience\"...\n\n(Fade to black, before cutting to a giant furry nipple in space, with the text: SERENIFI: AN SF COMPANY\u0026nbsp;in front.)  \nRobyn (Offscreen): What was that?\n\nVincent: Just something to... Something.\n\nFOXSKUNKDEER99 PRESENTS\n\nA FOXSKUNKDEER99 PRODCTION\n\nBACK TO THE FUTURE: SERENIFI EDITION\n\n(As these credit roll, we hear a bunch of clocks ticking.\u0026nbsp;Cut to the inside of a house, where we get a tracking shot displaying a bunch of vhs's... Vhs... Vhs'se'se's...Video cases, (including, but not limited to: \"The Simpsons\", \"X-Men: The Animated Series\", \"Spider-Man: The Animated Series\", \"The Real Ghostbusters\", \"Ren And Stimpy\", \"Rocko's Modern Life\", \"Hey Arnold\", \"Catdog\", \"The GOOD Spongebob\",\u0026nbsp;\"Doug (But not THAT Doug)\", \"That Show With The Babies That Ruined Kath Soucie For Me\", \"The Critic\", \"He-Man\", \"Transformers\", \"My Little Pony (Before it was any good)\", \"Thundercats\",\"Ninja Turtles\",\u0026nbsp;\"Ducktales\", \"Rescue Rangers\", \"Darkwing Duck\", \"Talespin\", \"Tiny Toons\", \"Animaniacs\", \"Batman: The Animated Series\", \"Superman: The Animated Series\", \"Teen Titans NOT Go\", \"The Powerpuff Girls\", \"Ed, Edd, And Eddy\", \"Courage The Cowardly Dog\", etc.)\u0026nbsp;next to a bunch of televisions with VCRs, then a radio, then a TV displaying the news, and\u0026nbsp;then a toaster oven baking pop-tarts, which then promptly explode.)\n\nRadio: Come on down to the Acme Mall, where we've got all your favorite product placements in the area!\n\nNews Person: In other news, a bunch of scripts were stolen from the\u0026nbsp;Warner Brothers Studios \"Rejected Fan-Fiction\" pile. In it's place, a note was found, saying: \"Sorry, guys. This is essential to the plot.\" The people down at WB have no idea who did this, but they currently believe \\*Insert Middle-Eastern Terrorist Group Name Here\\* was responsible.\n\n(Tracking shot moves to the front door, which opens to reveal a pair of feet walking in, after placing a key under the \"Welcome\" mat.)\n\nYoung Female Voice: Lex? Hey Lex? Hello, anyone home? Jesus that's disgusting. Who'd want pop-tarts with raw cupcake batter as the filling? (Kicks skateboard aside, which hits a pile of papers under a bed.)\n\n(Cut to a steel dildo being plugged in, before two paws begin operating the various controls involving size, semen-like substance amount, and time before ejaculation. Cut to a brown-furred preteen coyote with brunette hair, fox ears, and a tail with skunk patterns removing her black Mary-Jane shoes, plain-white socks, matching shirt, bright-blue skirt, plain-white petticoat, matching undershirt, and frilly-white panties, before laying on her back, grasping the dildo, holding it up for a few seconds, then racing it to her crotch, which then promptly shoots it's juice inside her, sending her flying across the room, and against a tall shelf, which falls on her, spilling a bunch of DVDs.)\n\n(Cut to the canine emerging from the pile, gazing at the now-demolished dildo.)\n\nFemale Preteen Coyote: Whoa.\n\n(Phone starts ringing, before the coyote looks around, finds it, and picks it up.)\n\nFPC: Yo!  \nFemale Voice: Tranquility, is that you?\n\nTranquility: Hey, Lexi! Where are you?\n\nLexi: Tranquility, can you meet me at the Acme Mall tonight at 1:15 AM? I've got an important project for you to assist me on.\n\nTranquility: Wait, wait. 1:15 AM? Who wants to do some kind of project at 1:15 in the morning?  \n(Cut to a blond man in bed, before his alarm rings.)\n\nBM: Oh, boy! 1:15 AM! (Walks outside to witness the construction of a huge brick wall.)\n\n(Cut back to Tranquility.)\n\nTranquility: Where have you been the past few months?  \nLexi: Working.\n\nTranquility: You know, you left your things on for the past few months.\n\nLexi: That reminds me. If you're feeling horny again, don't use the Dildo 2.0. There's a slight chance of comedic explosion.\n\nTranquility: Slight?  \nLexi: What?\n\nTranquility: Oh, nothing.\n\nLexi: OK. Remember: 1:15 AM, Acme Mall. See you tonight.\n\n(Suddenly, all the TVs start playing the aforementioned videos.)\n\nLexi: Are those my \"80s/90s/Early-2000s-exceptions-for-the-sake-of-animation-pop-culture-osmosis-cartoons\" tapes?\n\nTranquility: Yeah. It's 8 AM.\n\nLexi: Perfect! My experiment worked! The VCRs have all been altered to begin playing at a particular chosen time! Hope you don't mind I had to change the clocks so that they're behind 25 minutes.  \nTranquility: Wait, Lex. Are you telling me that it's 8:25?\n\nLexi: Exactly!  \nTranquility: Damn! I'm late for school! (Begins redressing.)\n\nTO BE CONTINUED...\n\n  \n  \n\n"}