# Serenifi: Great Scott! Part I: Scene 1 Author: FoxSkunkDeer99 Tags: Edna, Lexi bunny, Miaksa, Miaska, Tranquility Coyote-La-Fume, ellen, kennedy, robyn (Open on the outside of a mansion in the evening.) (Cut to the inside, where we see 11 female cubs and 15 adult males, plus one adult female arctic vixen, in the living room.) Robyn: Well, that concludes our "Universal Monsters" marathon! What do we do now? (Few seconds of silence.) Scott: Oh, let's watch this hilarious Boob-Tube-Scat video of this kid's show called "Salt Warthog"! Ellen: Meh... I don't think so... Scott: What? I thought you like Boob-Tube-Scats. Ellen: I do. But that "Salt Warthog" show has shitty animation and unbearable pacing. Scott: Oh, well. We've seen enough Boob-Tube-Scat videos, anyway. Edna: Should we shag, then? (Raises eyebrows in seductive manner.) Everyone Else: Done that! Miaska: Try to take over school? Matthew: Sounds too complicated... Kennedy: Just get to sleep? Everyone Else: NO! Vincent: How about we tell a story! (Extended silence.) Lacey: What is this, the 1800s? Vincent: No, really! I think you'll love this one! It's a little folktale I made for our clients. And by: "I made", I mean: "I took the story from a more successful property and changed it around to please a different audience"... (Fade to black, before cutting to a giant furry nipple in space, with the text: SERENIFI: AN SF COMPANY in front.) Robyn (Offscreen): What was that? Vincent: Just something to... Something. FOXSKUNKDEER99 PRESENTS A FOXSKUNKDEER99 PRODCTION BACK TO THE FUTURE: SERENIFI EDITION (As these credit roll, we hear a bunch of clocks ticking. Cut to the inside of a house, where we get a tracking shot displaying a bunch of vhs's... Vhs... Vhs'se'se's...Video cases, (including, but not limited to: "The Simpsons", "X-Men: The Animated Series", "Spider-Man: The Animated Series", "The Real Ghostbusters", "Ren And Stimpy", "Rocko's Modern Life", "Hey Arnold", "Catdog", "The GOOD Spongebob", "Doug (But not THAT Doug)", "That Show With The Babies That Ruined Kath Soucie For Me", "The Critic", "He-Man", "Transformers", "My Little Pony (Before it was any good)", "Thundercats","Ninja Turtles", "Ducktales", "Rescue Rangers", "Darkwing Duck", "Talespin", "Tiny Toons", "Animaniacs", "Batman: The Animated Series", "Superman: The Animated Series", "Teen Titans NOT Go", "The Powerpuff Girls", "Ed, Edd, And Eddy", "Courage The Cowardly Dog", etc.) next to a bunch of televisions with VCRs, then a radio, then a TV displaying the news, and then a toaster oven baking pop-tarts, which then promptly explode.) Radio: Come on down to the Acme Mall, where we've got all your favorite product placements in the area! News Person: In other news, a bunch of scripts were stolen from the Warner Brothers Studios "Rejected Fan-Fiction" pile. In it's place, a note was found, saying: "Sorry, guys. This is essential to the plot." The people down at WB have no idea who did this, but they currently believe \*Insert Middle-Eastern Terrorist Group Name Here\* was responsible. (Tracking shot moves to the front door, which opens to reveal a pair of feet walking in, after placing a key under the "Welcome" mat.) Young Female Voice: Lex? Hey Lex? Hello, anyone home? Jesus that's disgusting. Who'd want pop-tarts with raw cupcake batter as the filling? (Kicks skateboard aside, which hits a pile of papers under a bed.) (Cut to a steel dildo being plugged in, before two paws begin operating the various controls involving size, semen-like substance amount, and time before ejaculation. Cut to a brown-furred preteen coyote with brunette hair, fox ears, and a tail with skunk patterns removing her black Mary-Jane shoes, plain-white socks, matching shirt, bright-blue skirt, plain-white petticoat, matching undershirt, and frilly-white panties, before laying on her back, grasping the dildo, holding it up for a few seconds, then racing it to her crotch, which then promptly shoots it's juice inside her, sending her flying across the room, and against a tall shelf, which falls on her, spilling a bunch of DVDs.) (Cut to the canine emerging from the pile, gazing at the now-demolished dildo.) Female Preteen Coyote: Whoa. (Phone starts ringing, before the coyote looks around, finds it, and picks it up.) FPC: Yo! Female Voice: Tranquility, is that you? Tranquility: Hey, Lexi! Where are you? Lexi: Tranquility, can you meet me at the Acme Mall tonight at 1:15 AM? I've got an important project for you to assist me on. Tranquility: Wait, wait. 1:15 AM? Who wants to do some kind of project at 1:15 in the morning? (Cut to a blond man in bed, before his alarm rings.) BM: Oh, boy! 1:15 AM! (Walks outside to witness the construction of a huge brick wall.) (Cut back to Tranquility.) Tranquility: Where have you been the past few months? Lexi: Working. Tranquility: You know, you left your things on for the past few months. Lexi: That reminds me. If you're feeling horny again, don't use the Dildo 2.0. There's a slight chance of comedic explosion. Tranquility: Slight? Lexi: What? Tranquility: Oh, nothing. Lexi: OK. Remember: 1:15 AM, Acme Mall. See you tonight. (Suddenly, all the TVs start playing the aforementioned videos.) Lexi: Are those my "80s/90s/Early-2000s-exceptions-for-the-sake-of-animation-pop-culture-osmosis-cartoons" tapes? Tranquility: Yeah. It's 8 AM. Lexi: Perfect! My experiment worked! The VCRs have all been altered to begin playing at a particular chosen time! Hope you don't mind I had to change the clocks so that they're behind 25 minutes. Tranquility: Wait, Lex. Are you telling me that it's 8:25? Lexi: Exactly! Tranquility: Damn! I'm late for school! (Begins redressing.) TO BE CONTINUED... Source: https://sofurry.com/view/1215100