{"sf1_id":1223203,"sf2_id":"ynZ3KWM1","title":"It's Time for Uncle Ancient Wisdom","author":"writer007","words":2523,"posted_at":"2017-08-06T10:48:00.000Z","tags":["Story","writing"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1223203-it-s-time-for-uncle-ancient-wisdom","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ynZ3KWM1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/17/5c/175cb25a-1b5c-4454-93c8-7daea8f59e3e","description":"#1 of ancient wisdom\n\nI written this silly wisdom a few month back, when my friend wrote me a funny question when my oc drank a tea that turn him into a mare. now you can see what been happening to him, while being with his wife princess celestia","content":"Uncle: You learn from your mistakes\n\nUncle: you will learn a LOT today!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nSomewhere in the hallway of the canterlot castle, Princess Celestia and Thomas the writer were both walking down the hallway, heading for royal hall room, for a very important meeting with the royal advisor. Princess Celestia was checking on Thomas, knowing thanks to her father De-writer crazy tea, Thomas now turn into a mare and have no idea of how he can turn back to his old self again. Thomas was feeling silly of being a mare, not only he have to deal with mare like emotion, he have to be force to wear a dress all day. While they walking down the hallways, Thomas had several royal guards look at him a couple time, he had one guard was a little too close by his flank, which Thomas accidently hit him on the head harshly. After dealing with several conflict, Princess Celestia and Thomas finally reach the main door, that lead to the royal hall room. Princess Celestia look at a few notes that she need to remember to speak about, when she was done, she look and notice that Thomas had his arms folded, with an annoyed look in his face. She sigh to herself and knew that her husband was going to be difficult with this meeting and speak to him once more.\n\nPrincess Celestia: Thomas, please don't tell me that you're going to be acting this way the whole entire time at the meeting\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* maybe, but you know these sort of meeting I hate to be part of, especially when these high ponies talk negatively about the common folks\n\nPrincess Celestia: I agree with you\u0026nbsp;deeply Thomas, but these advisor are the reason that the city of canterlot are one of the high paying than anywhere else. It my royal duty that we speak with them about the money goes through peacefully, without any conflict.\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* so in other words, I can't be me while they talk\n\nPrincess Celestia: nonsense Thomas, of course you can be you, you're my husband and have every right to spread your opinion with this, but since this meeting is very important, you might tone it down a little\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* very well Tia, I'm not going to like the whole thing, but for you, I will try\n\nPrincess Celestia: thank you Thomas, you won't regret this\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* part of me already am, \\*he look and notice another royal guard was about to give him a red rose\\* ....... I give you a count three to trot away, or I come over there and shove that rose up your\n\nPrincess Celestia was able to grab Thomas mouth and close before he could finish his sentence, Princess Celestia smile to the royal guard and both of them star walking inside the royal hall room. When they got inside the room, they notice that Princess Luna and several advisor from canterlot were already setting down, waiting for Princess Celestia and her husband to arrive. Princess Celestia was a little embarrass that she was late and did her best to apologize.\n\nPrincess Celestia: sorry everyone, was running a little late getting here.\n\nAdvisor A: it's no problem your majesty, we were waiting for you and your husband to arrive, so we haven't started yet\n\nAdvisor B: speaking of your husband, is he here with you?\n\nPrincess Celestia: ..... um \\*she look at Thomas, dusting off his dress, but doing her best to come up excuse for him\\* Thomas could make it, he was call in for something important and told me that he have to step out.\n\nAdvisor A: really, that too bad to hear that, I was hoping to meet your husband\n\nAdvisor B: I kinda figure that lazy excuse wasn't going to be here.\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* lazy, you \\*he got interrupted when Celestia stop him from saying anything\\* Tia\n\nPrincess Celestia: sorry Tommy wommy, let me get this, please my good advisor, Thomas have a tight schedule dealing several things that need his attention\n\nAdvisor A: we understand your majesty, we all got very important matter in our hooves, that can't be control\n\nAdvisor B: but since Thomas is your husband and another royal member of your family, he should be here for our mandatory meeting, to show everyone that he care about this land, then anything else.\n\nThomas the writer: ...........\n\nAdvisor A: my good friend, can we not talk about this right now, her majesty have a guess we don't know yet and I have to say, she look \\*the advisor look at Thomas\\* rather stunning\n\nThomas the writer: \\*he was starting to blush a little, when the advisor complement him, then look at Celestia and see her giggles a little\\* \\*girl voice\\* um thank you for the compliment advisor\n\nIcarus heartstring: Icarus, Icarus heartstring and the cranky old colt is Aries Ironhoof\n\nAries Ironhoof: greeting to you miss, care to tell us your name\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* ..... My name is ....... Talia, Talia Matsudahari\n\nPrincess Celestia: Talia?\n\nTalia Matsudahari: I explain later\n\nIcarus heartstring: Talia you say, that a lovely name, are you related to Princess Celestia or Thomas the writer?\n\nTalia Matsudahari: I'm an old friend with Princess Celestia\n\nPrincess Luna: a friend of my sister you say?\n\nPrincess Celestia: of course dear sister, Talia and I are pen pal, we send each other letters for a while and this is her first visit coming to canterlot\n\nIcarus heartstring: a pen pal with the princess, that is really nice\n\nTalia Matsudahari: yes, it really nice that I was able to visit her and when she told me that she was going to a meeting, she invited me to come and take her husband place\n\nAries ironhoof: well at least you're on time, un-like her pitiful husband\n\nTalia Matsudahari: ...... pitiful is kinda a harsh word to say (jerk face of a stallion)\n\nPrincess Celestia: anyway, how about we start this meeting, we all a lot of stuff later on, so let get to it.\n\nAries Ironhoof: for once, you read my mind\n\nTalia Matsudahari: really Tia, you going to let that jerk name calling me like that\n\nPrincess Celestia: believe me Thomas, I rather have him to leave for those insult, but he is one of the advisor for the budget for this city and if we upset him\n\nTalia Matsudahari: I get it, things will get messy, but if he say one thing, I will kick him, which he can't say anything, that I'm a mare\n\nPrincess Celestia: oh tommy wommy\n\nSo Princess Celestia and Talia were able to join the others at the table, Celestia sat right next with her little sister Luna and Talia sat right next to Icarus, which make Talia a little uncomfortable, whit Icarus making more compliment remark. Once everything was together, Icarus and Aries talk about canterlot income and the spending that need to be change around across equestrian, Princess Celestia and Luna wrote down some notes of what sort of ideas that can help with income, Talia on the other hand was doing her best to kept her eyes open, but each time she try, she fall asleep anyway. When they all were done talking about the income and minor important about canterlot, Icarus and Aries said a few words to the two princess, before they head out. Aries on the other hand look at the sleepy head of Talia and hit the table to wake her up. When he made that loud noise, Talia wake herself up and see what going on.\n\nTalia Matsudahari: I'm awake, what I miss\n\nAries Ironhoof: you miss the whole entire meeting Ms. Matsudahari\n\nTalia Matsudahari: what are you talking about, I was here listening to the whole meeting\n\nAries Ironhoof: really, so you was able to hear the whole thing, while snoring like a log\n\nTalia Matsudahari: first of all, I don't snore like a log, I snore like a chainsaw\n\nIcarus heartstring: I think her snoring was rather cute\n\nTalia Matsudahari: ........... ![icon_redface.gif](https://www.sofurryfiles.com/static/icons/icon_redface.gif \"Blushing\")\n\nPrincess Celestia: I'm sorry for Talia sleeping like that, she fly all the way here, so she was a little tired is all\n\nAries Ironhoof: I know she maybe tired, but she was sleeping in an important meeting, which I will not accept\n\nIcarus heartstring: Ironhoof, you don't need to be rude like that, Talia is only a guess here with Princess Celestia, and Talia might not know what we do here\n\nAries Ironhoof: I know she a guess Icarus, but that won't excuse here for miss behavior like hers.\n\nTalia Matsudahari: miss behavior (now this guys really asking for it)\n\nPrincess Celestia: Mr. Ironhoof, I really don't like how you talk to my friend like that, she might not be perfect, but she doing her best\n\nAries Ironhoof: of course your majesty, the same way that you husband of yours try to fit in, but relies that he is nothing more but a low class pony that was lucky to marry someone great like you.\n\nTalia Matsudahari: .............\n\nIcarus heartstring: Aries that is enough\n\nAries Ironhoof: I'm nowhere near done heartstring, even if he was lucky to marry you Princess Celestia, he even dare to have a daughter that look like the hero of equestria, becoming a common criminal, that nearly destroy you. Not only should she be arrested, but also be taken away from equestrian for\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* that is enough \\*he stomp his hooves on the ground and send a large magic shock wave, that was able to make the whole room shake. He look at Aries with an angry look and walk in front of him\\* how dare you\n\nAries Ironhoof: what do you mean?\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* how dare you talk to my daughter like that, Dashie didn't mean to do all those thing in the first place, the shadow bringer magic is controlling her mind, making her do things that she didn't meant to.\n\nIcarus heartstring: so that mean Dashie is your daughter Talia\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* she is Icarus, Dashie writer is my daughter and I care about her so much, that I wish I could have done something, instead of letting her run away.\n\nAries Ironhoof: what, so that mean your that pony mother\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* wrong answer iron jerk, I'm her father and before you even ask, take a long nap instead.\n\nThomas punch Aries in the face and he was out cold for a little while. Thomas was relief that he got that out of his system, but then relies that he might have shock several ponies in the room. He think for a moment to say something, then rub his head a little smile\n\nThomas the writer: oops, I guess my cover had blown\n\nPrincess Celestia: Tommy wommy, I can't believe you punch him like that, without knowing the consequences\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* I know Tia and I'm sorry, that pony went too far saying a bad few thing about Dashie and I won't allow that\n\nPrincess Celestia: I know and believe me the way he was going, I wanted to punch him also, but now how are we going to explain this though\n\nIcarus heartstring: you don't need to your majesty, what Talia ... I mean sir Thomas did, was something that the other member wanted to do to him, for a long time.\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* so what I did wasn't bad then\n\nIcarus heartstring: oh it bad, but I will remind him the action he did today, that ponies will hit him, if he keep on acting that way. It might finally change his attitude around\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* well at least I did my job then, but I'm really sort that you have to learn my secret identity like that though, it kinda complicated and it have something to do with a tea I got from a friend\n\nIcarus heartstring: \\*he walk up to Thomas and give him a hug\\* it's alright Sir Thomas, you didn't hurt my feeling at all,\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* wait I haven't\n\nIcarus heartstring: nope, I'm actually in the same state as you are, but my condition I was born this way, not by magic\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* wait so you're a mare then\n\nIcarus heartstring: yes, but born in a more colt body, I hope you're afraid that we be friend\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* no problem at all heartstring\n\nAries Ironhoof: \\*he finally got up from the floor\\* what hit me\n\nIcarus heartstring: there you are, I was waiting for you to wake up from you floor nap\n\nAries Ironhoof: a nap you say, I guess I might be tired then\n\nIcarus heartstring: yes my good, now let head back to the office and fill out some paper work, which always cheer you up\n\nIcarus started carry Aries by his side and both of them left the royal hall room, leaving Princess Celestia, Luna and Thomas the writer alone. Thomas look at Tia and felt a little ashamed of what he done and try his best to apologies for his action, but when he try to do that, Princess Celestia kiss him by the cheek and his face all blush again.\n\nPrincess Celestia: Tommy wommy, you know how make things interesting.\n\nPrincess Luna: so Tia, how long Thomas going to be a mare\n\nPrincess Celestia: I have no idea, father send him that gender tea that made him turn into a mare\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* wait a second, if the tea made me a mare, what if I drink it again and become a colt again.\n\nPrincess Celestia: that could work Thomas, we just have to head back to your guess room and see you make another set of tea again\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* I'm going to do that right now, I be glad to be me again, that the last time I will fell for one of de-writer tea again.\n\nPrincess Luna: oh Thomas, there is one thing I want to ask you, before you go\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* what that\n\nPrincess Luna: well I was planning to have another royal slumber party with a few guess that are coming by for the event. I was wondering if it possible that you could come as hostess\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* you're asking me this right now, do because I'm a mare\n\nPrincess Luna: yes and my big sister didn't want to do it, because she had something came up that day.\n\nThomas the writer: ............... does this thing you have coming up, have something to do with a cake festival\n\nPrincess Celestia: .......... Maybe\n\nThomas the writer: \\*girl voice\\* ............ sigh sometimes it hard to be me\n\nTo be continue maybe yes or maybe not, it up to you guys\n\nThat was Uncle ancient wisdom\n\n  \n  \n\n"}