{"sf1_id":1250982,"sf2_id":"keNWZyxm","title":"Tweet'n Donald","author":"Dikran_O","words":258,"posted_at":"2017-10-21T01:26:00.000Z","tags":["Music","Parody","Political","Trump","lyrics","tweet"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1250982-tweet-n-donald","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/keNWZyxm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/3e/40/3e40c5a1-aff2-4306-9a58-460bbbaf6637","description":"My latest musical political parody.\nI wish I could actually sing or record this shit.","content":"Tweetin' Donald\n\n(to the tune of Rockin' Robin)\n\nHe tweets from the West Wing all night long\n\nSendin' out facts that he knows are wrong\n\nAnd when they post them on NBC\n\nHe tweets \"Fake News is killin' me!\"\n\nTweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet\n\nTweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet\n\nGo tweetin' Donald\n\n'Cause we're tweetin' up a storm tonight\n\nHe said they're lazy in Porto Rico\n\nBut he won't talk 'bout gun control\n\nHe needed a distraction so, bless our souls\n\nHe tweeted 'bout the Packers and the Orioles!\n\nTweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet\n\nTweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet\n\nGo tweetin' Donald\n\n'Cause we're tweetin' up a storm tonight\n\nThe old white guys in the GOP\n\nWish that Donald would let it be\n\nBut late show hosts all think it's sweet\n\nThey love to hear the Donald go tweet tweet tweet\n\nTweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet\n\nTweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet\n\nGo tweetin' Donald\n\n'Cause we're tweetin' up a storm tonight\n\nHe took some pretty Russians to the Ritz-Carlton\n\nMade them go with the flow and it was fun\n\nNow Vladimir has got him by the balls\n\nOne good squeeze and he won't tweet at all!\n\nHe tweets from the West Wing all night long\n\nWhen all of his staff to bed have gone\n\nOne-forty characters to do his thing\n\nOur man Donald is the hash-tag king\n\nTweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet\n\nTweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet\n\nGo tweetin' Donald\n\n'Cause we're tweetin' up a storm tonight\n\nMusic and Lyrics: Jimmie Thomas (Leon Rene)\n\nAdditional Lyrics:\u0026nbsp; Dikran O.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}