{"sf1_id":1255262,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Serenifi: Great Scott! Part III: Scene 4","author":"FoxSkunkDeer99","words":1073,"posted_at":"2017-10-29T12:53:00.000Z","tags":["Tranquility Coyote-La-Fume"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1255262-serenifi-great-scott-part-iii-scene-4","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1255262","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1255262\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"","content":"(Cut to Tranquility awakening in bed.)\n\nFamiliar Accented Voice: You OK?\n\nTranquility: Oh, I'm fine... I had a horrible nightmare... I traveled through time, and there were Disney sequels everywhere...\n\nFAV: What's Disney?\n\nTranquility: ......... We're doing THIS bit again, aren't we?\n\n(Cut to a black-and-white-with-a-hint-of-grey female skunk with beady eyes and a hair bow just as she lights a candle.)\n\nFAV (Now in an Irish accent): Name's La-Fume. Fiona\u0026nbsp;La-Fume. \\*Suddenly holds gun at the screen as a familiar action theme sounds\\* What's your name?\n\nTranquility: Co... Johansson. Scarlet Johansson.\n\nFiona: Well, you really hit your head back there, Ms. Johansson. But don't worry a bit. Mis E. R. E. Coyote is an expert in tending to bumped heads. He should know, his son Wile E. was ramblin' on about fallin' down cliffs tryin' to catch a wee bird. Matter-of-fact, he's the first-born branch\u0026nbsp;of the Coyote tree to do so here in America.\n\n(Cut to Tranquility, Fiona, and an assortment of other skunks, young and old, at the table.)\n\nFrancis La-Fume (French Accent): Tell ya what, Johansson? I'll let you stay in the barn tonight. Think you'll find it\u0026nbsp;real damn comfortable. Then you can go look for your bunny friend in the mornin'. Just follow the railroad tracks to town, and you'll have no future\u0026nbsp;troubles. \\*Starts cradling\u0026nbsp;a crying skunk kit\\* Oh, Fabienne, sh-sh-sh...\n\nFiona: Francis. A word with you.\n\nFrancis: Here. \\*Hands Fabienne to Tranquility, before heading into another room with Fiona\\*\n\nFiona: You sure about this? Lettin' a stranger into our home? Lass doesn't even have a horse. Or hat.\n\nFrancis: I just think it's the right thing to do. Lookit how the kit takes to'er. \\*Signals to Tranquility breastfeeding Fabrienne\\* She never takes to strangers. It's almost like she's... Connected to us. Like she somehow traveled back in time, mocking a successful media...\n\nTHE NEXT DAY\n\n(Cut to Tranquility walking around Acme Acres- 1917 edition, where she sees various stores\u0026nbsp;with the words \"Weenie Saloon\", \"Acme Acres Convenience Store For The Sake Of Inspiring Old-Fashioned Tourist Attractions\" and \"Acme Italian Food Trade\". Cut to her entering the saloon.)\n\nDrunk Guy #1: Well, lookie here! Ol' Kitty's late!\n\nDrunk Guy #2: Why didn't ye tell me the circus was in town?\n\nDrunk Guy #3: Well, I thought you'd assume that from this gal's funny big eyes!\n\nBartender: Can I get'cha somethin'?\n\nTranquility: Water, please.\n\nBartender: Well, you gotta get a gulp from the trawl there. We only got's whisky. And any other drink that causes steam to comedically shoot from anyone's ears. Why don't'cha take a swag 'fore yer performin'?\n\n(Tranquility looks above, before we cut to a live-action man with glasses and a beard pouring milk from a glass into a carton.)\n\nLAM: For God's sake, how many times do you have to look to me? This is a \\*\\*\\*\\*ing work of fiction! If anyone takes some inspiration to commit something, that's their own fault! I mean... Go ahead. I don't even know if this existed in the early 1900s.\n\n(Cut back to Tranquility, who then drinks a glass of whisky, before steam briefly\u0026nbsp;emits from her ears. She then forms a seductive smile as her eyes change color. Cut to the young hybrid whispering to a guy at the piano, before stepping onto the stage. Cut to the piano guy doing the old \"knuckle-stretching\" exercise, then playing a slow, soothing tune.)\n\nTranquility: \\*Sings \"For Your Eyes Only\", while dancing, and stripping, before the drunkards, until she is completely nude once again.\\*\n\nFamiliar Voice: Hey La-Fume! I thought I done told you never to come 'ere!\n\n(Cut to the owner of that voice, Monty Max, along with his typical henchmen.)\n\nMonty: Wait... Yer not Fiona. Though that ugly tail sure fooled me! \\*Grabs Tranquility by the tail\\* Was she in a 'fair with that Coyote feller?\u0026nbsp;What's yer name?\n\nTranquility: Johansson. Scarlet Johansson. \\*Grabs gun and shoots at the screen, which then leaks transparent blood, while the same familiar action theme plays\\*\n\nMonty: What kinda stupid name, or move, is that?\n\nHenchman #1: I say she's the main attraction of that ol' circus that's apparently in town. Just take a gander at these sharp listeners. \\*Pokes at Tranquility's fox ears\\*\n\nMonty: \\*While holding a gun to the bartender\\* I'm lookin' for that no-good cheatin'\u0026nbsp;bunny. Oh, and the blond rabbit who owns the bookstore.\n\nBartender: Sorry, haven't seen 'er Mr. Max.\n\nTranquility: Max? You're Bad Fog Max!\n\nMonty: Bad Fog? Nobody calls me Bad Fog! 'Specially not some skunk freak! \\*Starts shooting at her feet\\* NOW DANCE PARTNER!\n\n(Cut to Tranquility performing that dance from \"Napoleon Dynamite\", before stomping on a floorboard, sending it straight to the man-child's crotch, then racing out of the saloon.)\n\n(Cut to Tranquility running through the village, with Monty and his gang hot on her tail.)\n\nTranquility: OW! MY TAIL! OW! MY TAIL! IT BURNS! DON'T BRING UP THAT PUG-FACED SELF-PROCLAIMED LORD OF DARKNESS! \\*Cue lasso whip\\* ULP!\n\n(Cut to Monty and his gang by the Barnes And Noble, where they're now lifting Tranquility by her roped neck, tightening the lasso, leaving her struggling for air.)\n\nMonty: Haven't had an old-fashioned execution in...\n\nBANG!\n\n(Cut to Tranquility landing on the ground, safe and sound, before the following subtitles appear at the bottom:)\n\nFun Fact: Michael J. Fox almost died in this scene! We apologize for ruining your childhood.\n\n(Cut to a hooded blonde female rabbit holding a large makeshift rifle.)\n\nMonty: Hey, yer that bunny gal who owes me!\n\nLexi: For what?\n\nMonty: You said that \"Moby Cock\" novel was in pristine condition, and lookit here! \\*Holds up a copy of said book, with an assortment\u0026nbsp;of\u0026nbsp;pages spilling out\\*\n\nLexi: I never said that!\n\nMonty: \\*Signals to a sign right outside the store, with the words \"TEAR-AND-WEAR-FREE!\" Printed\\*\n\nLexi: \\*Brings out a life-sized magnifying glass, then moves it before the sign, where the word \"ALMOST\" is written in a tiny font above the larger statement\\* If you've got a problem with your book, I can have it fixed by tomorrow.\n\nMonty: But I dunno where the loose pages belong!\n\nLexi: Well that's YOUR problem!\n\nMonty: Nope. It's yours. One of these days, when your back is turned, you'll find a bullet in it. I could do it now, but apparently I'm s'pposed to let you two reunite.\u0026nbsp;\\*Leaves with his goons\\*\n\nLexi: Tranquility, I specifically told you NOT to come here. Oh, well, it's good to have you back.\n\nTO BE CONTINUED...\n\n  \n  \n\n","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1254452-serenifi-great-scott-part-iii-scene-3.json"}