{"sf1_id":1255530,"sf2_id":"3eg3EjLe","title":"Painkiller","author":"Kiah Z","words":175,"posted_at":"2017-10-29T23:08:00.000Z","tags":["Anthro","Canine","Dog","Drug addiction","Drugs","Fox","Poem","Red Fox","furry","painkillers"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1255530-painkiller","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/3eg3EjLe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/69/a9/69a9ed5a-0e33-45ce-86cc-1fa4fc189d11","description":"#5 of Poems\n\nThis is a poem I wrote at 1am a few nights ago...","content":"Painkiller\n\n  \n\nIt's shiny and brand new, clasped in my paw\n\nMy bottle of extra strength painkiller,\n\nAcetaminophen 500mg to be exact.\n\n  \n\nBefore I can think twice I've already taken two,\n\nI'm sitting in my Chevy Cruze,\n\nWaiting for the effects to start.\n\n  \n\nI gaze at my bottle of water,\n\nPurified 16.9 fluid ounces to be exact,\n\nI take it in my other paw and sip from it.\n\n  \n\nI got gelcaps,\n\nThey should work faster,\n\nYet I don't feel the effects.\n\n  \n\nUntil twenty minutes later I'm a little jittery,\n\nIt seems like my head is tight,\n\nTight like it's in a vice.\n\n  \n\nBeing the stupid fox I am,\n\nI popped two more,\n\nAnxiously waiting for the effects to counteract each other.\n\n  \n\nI drive home,\n\nSit down,\n\nAnd start to feel shitty.\n\n  \n\nMy back is hurting more than it had before,\n\nIt feels like it's coming from my kidneys,\n\nIt hurt when I went pee earlier.\n\n  \n\nI guess I should learn,\n\nNot to take 2000mg of acetaminophen,\n\nI am just a stupid fox after all.\n\n  \n\n-Kiah Z.\n\n  \n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Poems","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1249184-red-fox.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1258090-dreams-a-poem-for-finn-by-nick.json"}}