{"sf1_id":1261500,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Serenifi: Great Scott! Part III: Scene 6","author":"FoxSkunkDeer99","words":1027,"posted_at":"2017-11-10T20:01:00.000Z","tags":["Lexi bunny","Pepe Le-Pew"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1261500-serenifi-great-scott-part-iii-scene-6","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1261500","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1261500\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"","content":"(Cut to the Acme Acres center, where everyone is gathered before the clock.)\n\nMayor: As mayor of Acme Acres, I'm proud\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;dedicate this here clock to the people of... Acme County, I guess. May it remain functional forever and not be struck by lightning in a few decades!\n\n(The clock starts, while fireworks are shot in the sky, before we see Lexi and Tranquility arrive at the festivities.)\n\nTranquility: Hey, let's get a picture by that same clock we used to... Wait, that was in the original source material... Oh, screw it, let's do it anyway.\n\n(Cut to the a blinding flash of light, where we then see the two females beside the device. Cut to Lexi greeting Pepe\u0026nbsp;as the townsfolk\u0026nbsp;start dancing to an early-20th-century band.)\n\nLexi: Care to, uh...?\n\nPepe: Don't mind if I do... \\*Walks with Lexi towards the dancing area\\*\n\n(Cut to Tranquility participating in a gun demonstration, where she's demolished practically every cardboard cut-out of stereotypical western villains.)\n\nHost: Where'd you learn to shoot like THAT?\n\nTranquility: \\*Insert first-person-shooter-video-game-title here\\*\n\nOffscreen Male Voice: You're still in 1917!\n\nTranquility: Damn it!\n\n(Cut to Monty and his gang arriving at the event.)\n\nGoon #3: You sure she'll be 'ere tonight?\n\nMonty: Of course. The plot says so...\n\nMale Rabbit: Hold it right there, gents... You check yer firearms? \\*Cocks his own rifle at them\\*\n\nMonty: Marshall Bunny! I didn't know you were back in town!\n\nMR: 'Course I am! After all, this film's gotta have another call-back SOMEhow! Now you gonna dispose of yer weapons?\n\nMonty: \\*Gives up his gun and knife, as do his gang members, before entering the festival\\*\n\nMarshall: (To a younger grey male rabbit with fleshed-out eyes.) See Bugs? THAT'S how ye show 'em who's boss. Fight fire WITH fire.\n\n(Cut to Lexi and Pepe, still dancing, before Lexi finds herself with a gun barrel\u0026nbsp;(don't ask me how or where they got it)\u0026nbsp;pointed against\u0026nbsp;her back.)\n\nMonty: Told ya to watch yer back!\n\n\\*Rimshot\\*\n\nMonty: Can't kill ya now, but this bullet'll do ya in 2 days\u0026nbsp;by supper. \\*Notices Pepe\\* What do\u0026nbsp;we have 'ere? \\*Back to Lexi\\* Tell ye what. You live, he b'comes mah new winter accessory...\n\nLexi: ..... No. Just kill me.\n\nPepe: Never mind her. I've been known to make a lovely scarf of my tail. Wouldn't you agree, monsieur...\n\nMonty: Max.\n\nPepe: Max! \\*Wraps tail around the human, intentionally\u0026nbsp;releasing a cloud of musk\\*\n\nMonty: Think I found a use fer mah ol' tomater juice!\n\nPepe: \\*Tail droops at the statement, before eventually thinking \"screw it\", and kicking Monty in the groin\\*\n\nMonty: Ooohhh..... \\*Takes deep breaths while holding his crotch for half-a-minute, before aiming his gun at Lexi\\* Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!\n\nOffscreen Voice: \\*Sigh\\* Wrong movie...\n\nMonty: \\*Fires bullet, which is then reflected off a flying silver plate, soaring into the hand of Tranquility\\*\n\nTranquility: ....... Lighten up jerk! \\*Points hand to her head and imitates a gunshot\\*\n\nMonty: You man, or woman, enough to use more than just a mundane tool used as some futuristic toy?\n\nTranquility: Just leave my friends alone!\n\nMonty: What'sa matter? You yellow?\n\n(Cut to Tranquility ceasing in her walking-away at the word.)\n\nMonty: Yeah, that's yer new trigger-word now, yellow.\n\nTranquility: Nobody... Calls me... Yellow. Or... \\*Notices the director\\* White.\n\nMonty: Then let's finish it. Right here, rig... \\*Notices the male rabbit from earlier giving a dirty look\\* Right by the clock, tomorrow.\n\nGoon #2: We're robbin' a bank t'mmorow.\n\n(Cut to a group of people outside a bank, who then prepare themselves with rifles and pistols.)\n\nMonty: Thanks lots. Alright, MONDAY! Seven o'clock! You game, Johansson?\n\nLexi: \\*Whispering to Tranquility\\* We've already established that we've got until Monday to take you to 2017, and this character-developing movement isn't helping!\n\nTranquility: Seven o'clock, Monday. Got it.\n\nMonty: If ye try to run off, Coyote Season'll start early this year...\n\n(Cut to Monty and his gang racing off.)\n\nLexi: \\*Whispering again\\* What're you doin'?!\n\nTranquility: Don't worry, I got this under control. Just like when I tried to take that magazine back to twenty-seve... Oooh...\n\nPepe: I'm just about ready to take a, how you say, break, from my, how you say, horniness. \\*Looks at the director\\*\n\nD: Hey, I'm not the history expert.\n\nLexi: We'll discuss this tomorrow.\n\nRandom Guy: Well, glad someone's finally standin' up to that sonovabitch! 'Ere's a free gun and bullet case!\n\n(Cut to Tranquility coming across Francis and Fiona La-Fume.)\n\nFrancis: Just HAD to, how you say, accept ze challenge, no? Couldn't just trot away and forget all zis.\n\nTranquility: Hey, I said I've got this under control.\n\nFrancis: Oui-pui. Zat's what my brozer,\u0026nbsp;\\*Insert french-male-name-starting-with-\"f\" here\\* said...\n\nTranquility: .....................\n\nFrancis: Always let such petite issues burn up inside him. Took part in stereotypical western showdowns to avoid cowardice. Ended up with a blade in his... We'll just let ze audience guess...\n\nFiona: Hope you're considering your future.\n\n\\*Alarm sound-effects make themselves heard, as the following text appears:\\*\n\nGET IT?! GET IT?! GET IT?!\n\n(Cut to Lexi and Pepe reading the Kama Sutra from earlier inside the BAN.)\n\nPepe: \"Scissoring: When ze two partners stand on all fours by zeir behinds, spread zeir legs, and unite zeir reproductive tools.\" I feel like I'm teaching\u0026nbsp;school.\n\nLexi: No, no! Please continue! You know, I never thought sexual positions could be so... Fascinating...\n\nPepe: When I was just a kit, I had \\*insert curable disease here\\*, and I missed un important lecture. So moi pere bought me un contraceptive, and took\u0026nbsp;un photo of ze, how you say, apple of my eye, undressing,\u0026nbsp;and taught me himself... You zink\u0026nbsp;toons will\u0026nbsp;be ever\u0026nbsp;able to copulate for un living?\n\nLexi: Definitely, but not for another 73 years, and not with cameras or film... We'll have futuristic hangout without even having to interact with one-another, which'll spark some controversy from mostly old-fashioned prunes, and acts that seem taboo today, will be just another Tuesday by...\n\nPepe: ... 2017. Just un deviner...\n\nLexi: I've never been with someone like you before...\n\nPepe: I've never been with un real woman before... Zough\u0026nbsp;I'll probably come across un petite feline zat\u0026nbsp;I'll mistake for un skunk...\n\nTO BE CONTINUED...\n\n  \n  \n\n","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1258208-serenifi-great-scott-part-iii-scene-5.json"}