{"sf1_id":1263510,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Serenifi: Great Scott! Part III: Scene 7","author":"FoxSkunkDeer99","words":910,"posted_at":"2017-11-15T02:15:00.000Z","tags":["Lexi bunny","pepe le pew"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1263510-serenifi-great-scott-part-iii-scene-7","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1263510","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1263510\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"","content":"(Cut to the next morning, where we see Tranquility strolling through Acme Acres, gun and belt secured on her waist.)\n\nRandom Guy: Mornin', Ms. Johansson!\n\nTranquility: Morning.\n\nRandom Guy 2: Good luck t'morrow, Ms. Johansson!\n\nTranquility: Thanks. \\*Walks up to Lexi\\*\n\nLexi: \\*Ceases smelling a flower\\* Morning Tranquility... Just gettin' a good whiff of the mornin' bree... Hey, it's that tombstone from my picture! \\*Pulls out the photo of her grave, only to discover that her name has disappeared\\*\n\nTranquility: \\*Notices this change\\* Great! Now we can go...\n\nLexi: No, no... Only my name is gone, the tombstone and date are still there...\n\nRandom Guy 3: Coincidental measurements, please.\n\nTranquility: No thanks, I think this... \\*Grasps her gown\\* ... Is enough...\n\nRG3: What, no? It's for yer coffin.\n\nTranquility: \\*Looks at Lexi\\* It's MY name that's gonna replace yours, isn't it? Great Scott...\n\nLexi: I know, irony is heavy. You're not REALLY gonna go up against Max tomorrow, are you?\n\nTranquility: I'll still be going to the future tomorrow. I just gotta be prepared for...\n\nLexi: You can't go around getting into brawls just 'cause someone called you a name!\u0026nbsp;I mean, who does that in 2017 anymore? I mean, with words like \"chicken\" or \"yellow\"? That's been what's gettin' you into accidents in your future...\n\nTranquility: What? What about my future?!\n\nLexi: ..... Space-time continuum concerns prevent me from...\n\nTranquility: What's wrong with my future?! And how is no-one noticing our yelling?!\n\nLexi: We all make decisions that affect the course of our life. You do yours, and I do mine.\n\n(Cut to the two at the train station.)\n\nLexi: Oh, and Tranquility? I'm gonna stay here for the rest of my life. I'd like to be with Pepe as long as he's younger and not as stereotypically\u0026nbsp;horny.\n\nTranquility: What? You mean I came here for nothing?! We don't belong here, and it could still be you that dies tomorrow!\n\nLexi: You DO know the future can be changed, right? Like we've done in movies 1 and 2? I've gotta do what's best right here. \\*Signals to breasts, then quickly moving her fingers to her chest\\*\n\nTranquility: But what about HERE? \\*Signals to head\\*\n\nLexi: OK. You're right. I'll tell Pepe good-bye tonight.\n\n(Cut to Lexi at Pepe's house, knocking at the door.)\n\nPepe: Oh! Bonsoir, Madam Bunny!\n\nLexi: Pepe... I'm gonna be leaving, and I may never come back again...\n\nPepe: Lexi...\n\nLexi: Look\u0026nbsp;Pepe, I really do care for you, but I've decided I don't belong here, and I have to go back to my own home.\n\nPepe: Where?\n\nLexi: Can't tell you.\n\nPepe: Come on.\u0026nbsp;Tell moi.\n\nLexi: Sorry, I really hoped it wouldn't be this way, but believe me when I say that I love you.\n\nPepe: S'il vous plait, tell me ze truth. I promise I'll understand and not turn you down for assuming you're lying and zat you don't love moi, only for us to get back togezer later.\n\nLexi: OK... I'm from the future, I cam here in a Barnes-And-Noble-turned-time-machine,\u0026nbsp;and I need to get back to 2017.\n\nPepe: ............................................. Screw you,\u0026nbsp;I'm done with zis sheet. \\*Slams door on Lexi\\*\n\n(Cut to Lexi in the saloon, at the counter, bathing herself with \\*insert beverage here\\*, while having her anus, vagina, and mouth stuffed with male meat.)\n\nRandom Guy: You're here... \\*Gasps\\*\u0026nbsp;'Cause ye just 'ad one of those... \\*Moans\\*\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;Misunderstandin's, ain't ya?\n\nLexi: Oh...\u0026nbsp;Pepe was one-in-a-million... \\*Gasps\\*\u0026nbsp;In spite of his odor, and otherwise.... \\*Gasp\\* Upbeat attitude towards women...\n\nRandom Guy: Well, ye never know what the future might bring...\n\nLexi: Yeah... Screw it, I'm done with the space-time-continuum...\n\n(Cut to Tranquility asleep besides the campfire, before waking up, and looking at the tombstone picture, just barely reading the words \"Scarlet Johansson\" on the grave.)\n\nTranquility (Now suddenly awake): LEXI!\n\n(Cut back to Lexi.)\n\nLexi (Now slurring): ......... And that bothersome lil' broad\u0026nbsp;will SOMEHOW get a movie, concocted by the mastermind of the shape-shifting robot's films and Titanic-cash-in, nonetheless... Speakin' of which... You may wanna send a date of December 7, 1941 to yer president... It'll save us TWO horrific tragedies... Saw it comin', didn't ya? \\*Signals to audience, as her partners erupt\\*\n\nTranquility: LEXI! LEXI! What're you doing?\n\nLexi: Cliches...\n\nTranquility: You gotta come back with me!\n\nLexi: Where?\n\nTranquility: \\*Looks at a human male just outside the saloon, with a mike and a bell-dinger\\* (Whispering) Back to the future!\n\nLexi: Great Scott... \\*Crashes through\u0026nbsp;a nearby table\\*\n\n\\*Cue fake credits\\*\n\n(Cut to Pepe at the train station, at the ticket counter.)\n\nPepe: Is zis locomotive headed for Los Angeles, yet destined to become ze setting for a later chase scene?\n\nTicket Guy: Sure is!\n\nPepe: Un billet, s'il vous plait.\n\n(Cut back to Tranquility, who is now feeding Lexi a gallon of \"Acme Flame-Inducing Beverages\".)\n\nLexi: \\*Awakes from the inevitable heat\\* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!\n\n(Cut to her running outside, before doing the old \"dunking-head-in-water-barrel-to-treat-scorching-tongue\" routine, before being pulled out by Tranquility, only to retain her passed-out expression.)\n\nBartender: Forgot to mention... It'll take a minute or a mental duel 'til she gits up.\n\n(Cut to Tranquility assaulting Lexi with a variety of weapons, from her bare palms to an Acme mallet, while Francis La-Fume enters.)\n\nBartender: Francis. You're not usually 'ere in the mornin'.\n\nFrancis: Just zought my future has somezing to do with all zis... Been using zat word for quite a while recently... \"Future\"...\n\nOffscreen Voice: Where are you, Johansson?!\n\n\\*Cue dramatic gasps from everyone\\*\n\nTO BE CONTINUED...\n\n  \n  \n\n","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1261500-serenifi-great-scott-part-iii-scene-6.json"}