{"sf1_id":1271180,"sf2_id":"rm88GxJm","title":"Who to piss off today?.....","author":"james mikoto","words":129,"posted_at":"2017-12-02T20:49:00.000Z","tags":["Bored","Comedy","Short","funny","silly","store","trigger"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1271180-who-to-piss-off-today","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rm88GxJm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/e8/33/e833c11d-031d-4141-bce9-3defbff71035","description":"#3 of Just why joshua\n\nI was thinking of things to do and told my friends this I may or may not do this but would u quit your job after this? I'm not a d*ck just a scenario","content":"Finna go to Wal-Mart grab a basket full of crap; 10x pizza rolls, 12x microwave pizza's, 3x ice cream containers, 10x ps4 games, 2x ginger ale packs, 6x jackets, 20 fidget spinners if they still have them, 20 hotdogs, 8 glass cups, 2 dozen donuts, 5 Doritos, and 58 mozzarella cheese stick and get in The longest line there and take 2 minutes to\u0026nbsp;go in my pockets and pull out each coin one by one of 2$ worth of change on the counter and count it slowly and count again cuz I lost count\u0026nbsp;and get 10$ worth of dimes and drop them all on the floor and pick one up at a time only to say I'm not buying this btw then walk away whistling and pit nothing back\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Just why joshua","previous":"https://sofurry.com/s/pnGo9l2n"}}