{"sf1_id":134468,"sf2_id":null,"title":"So Knotty! (A playful Poem I wrote under the influence of Jager Bombs)","author":"JA Red Wolf","words":351,"posted_at":"2010-03-26T21:47:00.000Z","tags":["Poem"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/134468-so-knotty-a-playful-poem-i-wrote-under-the-influence-of-jager-bombs","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/134468","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=134468\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"","content":"_I was wolfing down jagerbombs and watching cartoon-cartoons on Cartoon network (recorded on tape).\u0026nbsp; The current cartoon was my most favorite Courage The Cowardly Dog episode: Freaky Fred.\u0026nbsp; Suddenly this little rhyme and thought popped into my head and I just had to write it down and share it!\u0026nbsp; For those of you who haven't seen Courage The Cowardly Dog, check out this link to you tube;_\n\n_[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYAtGGU13Eg](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYAtGGU13Eg)\u0026nbsp;_\n\n_T__his will bring you to the full episode of Freaky Fred! Lol!\u0026nbsp; Anyway...take care and enjoy the poem!  \n  \nP.S. Shame on you Jack!\u0026nbsp; You got me hooked back on Jagerbombs you wicked Ocelot! Lol!_\n\n**So Knotty!**\n\nUpon one clear summers day  \nI felt the need to play  \nIn some ways you could say that I was...  \n_Knotty!_  \n  \nAh a foxy-foxy up the way!  \nHow beautiful splendid she looked  \nI must say!  \nI walked up to say hello  \nBut it was when she bent over  \nTo pick up a quarter  \nI could not help but to be so...  \n_Very Knotty!_  \n  \nThose vixen are wild  \nAnd are very mean when you  \nTake them by surprise!  \nHow was I to realize she was the  \nPoliceman's daughter?  \nYou should have seen his face  \nWhen he caught us be being...  \n_Naughty-Knotty!_\n\n\u0026nbsp; One boring night in jail was all I got  \nOr so I thought...  \n\u0026nbsp; Until I met this charming Ocelot  \nAnd you might say we got  \n_Knotty!_  \n  \nA scratch here and there  \nAnd a few bite mark too  \nBut these are just some of the few  \nYou get when you get so...  \n_Very, very knotty!_  \n  \nAh look at the time  \nIt is getting very late!  \nI do hate to call this meeting  \nTo an end!  \nBut right now...  \n  \n_\\*Looks devilishly at you\\*_  \n  \nMy, my, my...I haven't noticed how well you look!  \n  \n_\\*Moves closer to you\\*_  \n  \nMaybe I do have a few minutes to spare  \nOh and don't mind me stroking your hair  \nJust pretend that you don't care  \nYour underwear looks very tight  \nMaybe you should take them off  \nOh don't worry!  \nAfter all it's perfectly natural to be...  \n\u0026nbsp;\n\n**_SO KNOTTY!_**  \n  \n_\\*Pounces and attacks you\\*_\n\n  \n  \n\n"}