# So Knotty! (A playful Poem I wrote under the influence of Jager Bombs) Author: JA Red Wolf Tags: Poem _I was wolfing down jagerbombs and watching cartoon-cartoons on Cartoon network (recorded on tape).  The current cartoon was my most favorite Courage The Cowardly Dog episode: Freaky Fred.  Suddenly this little rhyme and thought popped into my head and I just had to write it down and share it!  For those of you who haven't seen Courage The Cowardly Dog, check out this link to you tube;_ _[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYAtGGU13Eg](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYAtGGU13Eg) _ _T__his will bring you to the full episode of Freaky Fred! Lol!  Anyway...take care and enjoy the poem! P.S. Shame on you Jack!  You got me hooked back on Jagerbombs you wicked Ocelot! Lol!_ **So Knotty!** Upon one clear summers day I felt the need to play In some ways you could say that I was... _Knotty!_ Ah a foxy-foxy up the way! How beautiful splendid she looked I must say! I walked up to say hello But it was when she bent over To pick up a quarter I could not help but to be so... _Very Knotty!_ Those vixen are wild And are very mean when you Take them by surprise! How was I to realize she was the Policeman's daughter? You should have seen his face When he caught us be being... _Naughty-Knotty!_   One boring night in jail was all I got Or so I thought...   Until I met this charming Ocelot And you might say we got _Knotty!_ A scratch here and there And a few bite mark too But these are just some of the few You get when you get so... _Very, very knotty!_ Ah look at the time It is getting very late! I do hate to call this meeting To an end! But right now... _\*Looks devilishly at you\*_ My, my, my...I haven't noticed how well you look! _\*Moves closer to you\*_ Maybe I do have a few minutes to spare Oh and don't mind me stroking your hair Just pretend that you don't care Your underwear looks very tight Maybe you should take them off Oh don't worry! After all it's perfectly natural to be...   **_SO KNOTTY!_** _\*Pounces and attacks you\*_ Source: https://sofurry.com/view/134468