# Fur Libs 2017 - My First Furry Convention by Poettigress (and panel attendees)

Author: IanusJWolf
Tags: Anthrocon, Comedy, FurLibs, silly

Results from Anthrocon's FurLibs Panel 2017: My First Furry Convention.
This is one of the results from the gang at FurLibs in Anthrocon back in 2017. As with other mad story games, attendees suggested words to fill in the blanks having NO IDEA where in the story it would go. This silliness is the result of that.
Thanks to Poetigress for supplying this base for that year.

 **My First Furry Convention**

 

by Poetigress

 

 

So I just got back from my first furcon, and you'll never believe what a \_\_moist\_\_ time I had!

First I almost missed my flight because it took so long to get through security. Okay, going through the line in fursuit was probably a bad idea, but you'd think the TSA had never seen a \_\_\_\_purple\_\_\_ \_\_tadpole\_\_ costume before.

But I finally got to the con, and it was amazing. I'd never seen so many \_\_\_dusty\_\_\_ people in one place. I truly felt like I'd come home.  More than anything, it was great to meet people I'd only talked to online. I met up with \_\_\_\_burgundy\_\_\_ \_\_utahraptor\_\_\_ from the \_\_\_\_Terrifying\_\_\_ Furs group -- who was way more \_\_pickled\_\_\_ than I pictured him based on his fursona! We wandered around the dealer's room, where I bought a \_\_\_round-house kick\_\_\_, and then later we went to a panel on how to draw \_\_\_cacti\_\_.

The next day, it was time for the fursuit parade. There must have been \_\_\_42\_\_\_ fursuits at least, and it went on for \_\_2 million years\_\_\_. My favorite was the fursuiter who accessorized with \_\_\_a nursing home\_\_.

Later we got some dinner from a place with really good \_\_tacos\_\_, and then we checked out the dance. They had a live band with \_\_Tiro\_\_\_ and \_\_\_Chuck Norris\_\_\_, and you'd never think that anyone could take a \_\_digeridoo\_\_\_ and a \_\_\_theramin\_\_\_ and play \_\_\_German death reggae\_\_\_, but they did, and it was awesome.

I kept wishing the weekend wouldn't end, but finally it was time to say goodbye and go home. At the airport, someone commented on my con shirt, and I told them they should try going some year. I bet they'll \_\_slap\_\_\_ it just as much as I did.

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/P1Eag0Q1