{"sf1_id":1357396,"sf2_id":"J1Oap5Pm","title":"British Fallout Advert","author":"Han Polo","words":265,"posted_at":"2018-08-05T16:48:52.000Z","tags":["Fallout","Human","Short Story"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1357396-british-fallout-advert","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/J1Oap5Pm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/50/d1/50d1d601-a1cd-480c-9086-1797e0897e72","description":"I always wondered what happened to Britain in the Fallout universe. Well, this is what I think happened, sure it may sound very unlikely but it would be cool right?","content":"Hey you.\u0026nbsp;\n\nYes you.\n\nAre you afraid of the new atomic age?\n\nYES?!\u0026nbsp;\n\nGood, then that means you are aware what the dangers are if some numpty presses the big red button that, as you all know, your never suppose to press.\n\nBut the question is what will you do when the bombs drop.\n\nHide underground in a vault and wait it out?\n\nNONSENSE!!!\u0026nbsp;\n\nWe don't need Vault-Tec and their vaults.\u0026nbsp;\n\nI mean, this isn't the dark ages.\u0026nbsp;\n\nDo you know what year it is?\n\nYou should!\n\nIt's 1978 the modern day, and its time to use modern methods and technology.\n\nLadies and Gentlemen it's time to take the next step in space travel.\n\nYes you heard me right **SPACE TRAVEL!!**\n\nOur glorious nation is going to take to the sky's and make our mark in space and your coming with us.\n\nThanks to our government and Sidney Industries (our very first rocket company) we have invested in thousands of space rockets that will be placed outside every city, town and village.\n\nWhat's that I hear you asking me?\n\nDon't you need to train for space travel?\n\nNot at all!\n\nWe have sorted out that situation for you with the new and improved Cryopod, You will sit in there nice and snug while our trust worthy British pilots fly you beyond the stars to the promised land.\n\nSO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!\n\nA new life is just around the corner.\n\nAnd don't forget our nations greatest motto since 1960\n\nDream Big, Work Big, Achieve Big.\n\nOn behalf of her Majesty and Great Britain, Goodnight.","series":{"name":"Short Stories","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1353881-i-accidently-found-my-way-to-hell-a-short-story.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1369111-some-villains-have-hearts.json"}}