{"sf1_id":1357848,"sf2_id":"dmWjLReb","title":"The Ballad of the Goat","author":"O5ighter","words":264,"posted_at":"2018-08-06T21:56:00.000Z","tags":["Alien","Goat","Humor","No-Yiff"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1357848-the-ballad-of-the-goat","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/dmWjLReb","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/8a/10/8a10a91a-9e48-4e5b-a337-8b5a7b3edbcb","description":"Please take the keyboard away from me.","content":"One would presume The Goat to be a regular, run of the\u0026nbsp;mill goat. But one should be wary of goats, as their intellect far\u0026nbsp;surpasses the one of humans. And this goat is special in its  \nown kind. The Goats is well known for its antics, having\u0026nbsp;broken up a protest by friendly neighbors and shortly\u0026nbsp;afterwards disrupting a party Jerry from accounting was\u0026nbsp;holding in his backyard by rolling a big boulder into the party.\u0026nbsp;The Goat then sacrificed the lifeless or unconscious\u0026nbsp;(goatologists are not sure yet) bodies to itself, granting itself\u0026nbsp;the powers of the Demon Goat as foretold by the prophecy of  \ntoaG.The Goats exploits didn't end there. Goatologists tell the\u0026nbsp;grand tale of The Goat and The Jetpack, which tells the story\u0026nbsp;of The Goat finding and using a jetpack to destroy not only a\u0026nbsp;gas station, but by random chance, is also the reason why\u0026nbsp;Pompeii is no more. Goatwitnesses reported, a loud screaming\u0026nbsp;Baaaaah\u0026nbsp;approaching the gas station, followed by a huge\u0026nbsp;explosion from which The Goat appeared, seemingly\u0026nbsp;unharmed. This was also the inception of goatology, which\u0026nbsp;now spans the whole world. The goats themselves then\u0026nbsp;crowned The Goat their leader, the King of All Goats or Goat\u0026nbsp;Supreme as foretold by the prophecy of toaG.  \nThe Goat then goaded the other goats to get their goatgiven basic rights. This is known as the Goatsodus. After this,\u0026nbsp;The Goat became the sole leader of the world, having bested\u0026nbsp;alien invaders and a guy named Frank. It then went on to\u0026nbsp;change every word into goat to goat. Goat goat goat goat. Goat,\u0026nbsp;goat goat goat goat goat. Goatologists goat goat goat goat as\u0026nbsp;foretold by the prophecy of toaG.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\n"}