{"sf1_id":1376451,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Runnin' (After the Femmies)","author":"Xenosmilus","words":865,"posted_at":"2018-10-14T15:13:00.000Z","tags":["Femboi","Femboy","Gay","Hip-hop","M/M","Parody","Random","WTF","hiphop","joke","lyrics","rap","silly"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1376451-runnin-after-the-femmies","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1376451","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1376451\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"I wrote this a long time ago as a joke, and halfway a gift to Tristan Le May, who makes gay parodies of song lyrics.\nIt's based on the song 'Runnin' by 2pac and Notorious BIG.\nTristan Le May -\u003ehttps://noveltrove.com/Tristan%20LeMay/home","content":"**[Intro]**\n\n? One time, one time, brodie, one time!  \n? Where? Runnin' to the femmies  \n(Yeah, I know what you mean)  \nNo matter what I do, they got ya boi still runnin' after the femmies  \n(Put them motherfucking knee-highs on tight, baby girl...oooh my...)\n\n**[Young Lil' Fresh]\u0026nbsp;**  \nI just got nuttin' on my mind, gettin' in some trouble  \nLicking cocks on any block, leavin' cummy cum puddles  \nFor some ass ridah's delight, now we in a pounding all night;  \nI can't help but shoot creamy puddles on the faces of these girly angels or devils, a'ight?  \nIt's on me, but if I get in a committed relationship, remember me as a whore ass G  \nA still-open but inactive tindr on these heiffers so they all remember me  \nWith my vest on my chest, my tool dedicated to my one-and-only piece  \nSlut Life motherfucker, got me runnin' after the femmies!\n\n**[Freek-Dogg]\u0026nbsp;**  \nBuster, you know that's true  \nCatch a fruit like Gay-Dog, chillin' with his bro crew  \nEvery damn day, when a sexy fay switch by,  \nWe callin' out \"Hey bay bay?!\"  \nSwitch that ass over this way, so we can spray 'n' play?  \nGave me the cold shoulder, his f-hag keep gettin bolder  \nShe tryin' to cock block my 8 inch stock.  \nHis ass so plump, damn, I hope I don't spill  \nBaby chill, shit is real, cocks back a feel.\n\n**[Big Thang Wang]\u0026nbsp;**  \nStill runnin' after femmies, I gets no sleep  \nSo busy dreamin' dat out my shorts the pee pee peepin',  \nPlayer pimpin like a motherfucking track star, on the late night creepin'  \nMy B.Y.C., pluggin' up cuties' backyards,  \nWhite or black, red or brown, my yellow monster always pulls the hottest hottie's card.  \nSo I grabs my piece before I lose my cool and in my draws make a spilly,  \nAnd instead of me chasin', these sexies chasin' me,  \nA player O.G..  \nI lick head slits, no slots, cum shots on hot spots, ass so tight  \nI feel like a great dane on a chihuahuah with the knots.\n\n**[Hook: Jam-My-Cum-Man]\u0026nbsp;**  \nNow it's scarier den war, me trying to get him number,  \nBut pretty girly boy he tell me no, got me feeling like a rude ho  \nI wanna dem to cock me, me butt take more steel pipe then gun store,  \nFemmy boy they call me a butch whore,  \nLook around, look around, haters gonna hate  \nHate him me on social media as fast as you can, but you can't match me  \nLook around, look around, haters gonna hate  \nMe blast white on you boyfriend back, and him blast back on me\n\n**[Jaw-Stretcher]\u0026nbsp;**  \nYo I was, schemin' and fiendin' for lots of booty, man!  \nSan Fran to Dallas to Mitch-i-gan,  \nI'm goin' crazy around all these cuties, all bubbly booties,  \nMy smuttish fame, I bottom too so I loved those pains,  \nBut now confidence pimp plays and pays so I run the game  \nThe insane Marty John cock, my mile high got him riding higher than a plane  \nOn them suckin' suckers with my fuckin' ruckus, i.e.\u0026nbsp;_ **fuckus** _.\n\n**[The Notorious D.I.C.K.]\u0026nbsp;**  \nCheck it, I grew up, a fuckin' screw-up  \nLearn to dress right, dress tight, sexy chub on sight, my DMs fuckin' blew up  \nHe's sloppin' my rocks overnight  \nThe moment I saw him flip his hair,  \nI knew right there,  \nas I stare,  \nI wanted him sloppin my rock, flirting and perking chickees by the flock  \nAnd we gettin' it, the dirty slobs is jealous of us, so they sweatin' it  \nI'm gettin' blown more than smoke, my BBC python ain't no circus ass joke  \nAnd provoke the astrogliiiiide to slide and incite inside my genetic tiiiiiiide,  \nso let the drama slide  \nWe keepin' it real, fuck how a hater feel,  \nSqueezing this fem's soft ass cheeks, stroke her jutting steel,  \nShhh baby, we just got back from Red Lobsters, now YOU gonna be my meal! \u0026nbsp;\n\n**[Hook]**\n\n**[2Nutz]\u0026nbsp;**  \nThey got me runnin' and mumblin' since about one oh,  \nSweatin' buckets with the nervous to impress this uppiteeeeeeeee ho;  \nI hope he wanna see my five point six oh;  \nBut my erection got no collection of recollection that my brain's fear section is overloaded with reflections of rejection;  \nI'm movin' swifter than the next, no time for rest, just Netflex;  \nCause in my mind, all I wonder is can this heiffer twerk flex?;  \nMy homie slipped up and now he all nice,  \nHe hooked up with a weekend drag queen, now they married, white picket fence fo' life!;  \nTell me is it MEEEEEE or my upbringin'?  \nI spit that power-top shit, FUCK singin'!;  \nI hope shorty got those knee-highs OOOONNNNNN tight,  \nCause I ain't tiring out,  \nI'd rather hard-fuck this beautiful motherfucker all night;  \nYa boy runnin' through these numbers, BIIAAATTCHH!  \nMonogamy never catch me,  \nCause I'm rekt'd and slut happy on his SNIIAAAAATCH!  \nDon't say you never heard of me, til one marries me,  \nI'm a butch top legend;  \nHe's gigglin in my car while I buyin mags in that 7-11;  \nI'm rollin' with a Purple Head  \nWe givin' most to them hoes and yo  \nI got no love for those dramatic ass hos,  \nToo busy chasin' after the femmies!\n\n  \n  \n\n"}