{"sf1_id":141882,"sf2_id":"WelGzGN1","title":"Weights and Measures... Studying late a little Mouse nerd is interrupted by a gang of drunken Frat Jocks with a Question that requires Weights and Measures","author":"hooves","words":1767,"posted_at":"2010-04-27T04:08:00.000Z","tags":["Castration","Drunk Frat bois","Jocks and nerds","M/M","Medical Procedures","Trickery"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/141882-weights-and-measures-studying-late-a-little-mouse-nerd-is-interrupted-by-a-gang-of-drunken-frat-jocks-with-a-question-that-requires-weights-and-measures","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/WelGzGN1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/7b/c3/7bc31f91-351a-4d7a-8b7c-710bacbe3b27","description":"","content":"\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Weights and measures  \n  \n  \n  \n  \n  \n  \nThe nerdy little rodent starred hard at the small black writing on the page.\u0026nbsp; Forcing his beady little eyes to focus on it, Toby was studying hard for his anatomy finals.\u0026nbsp; Glancing up at the clock of the wall he saw that it was well past one 'o'clock.\u0026nbsp; When he glanced back down at the page... the small black letters had ran together into unreadable squiggles.\u0026nbsp; So the exhausted little mouse starred instead at the illustration... a well drawn look at the insides of a males genitals.\u0026nbsp; He studied the colored drawing for a long moment, then summons his will power and focused his eyes on the text once again.\u0026nbsp; But his concentration was broken almost instantly by a loud bang against the wall.\u0026nbsp; Toby shook his head and did his best to ignore the noises as they grew louder.\u0026nbsp; But at last the shouting voices and banging against the wall got the best of him.\u0026nbsp; Standing up he crossed the room and yanked the door open looking out into the hall.\u0026nbsp; Sure enough it was exactly what he'd been expecting... a group of drunken Frat boys arguing and shouting.\u0026nbsp; But what were they doing in this building... that was the real question.\u0026nbsp; Most of them were big preds and they were all wearing sports jerseys of some kind.\u0026nbsp; The mouse wasn't sure what team they were on... he hated sports anyway.\u0026nbsp; Taking a lull in the shouting the Mouse shouted as forcefully as he was able.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \"Ahem... whats going on here?\"\u0026nbsp; The drunken Frat guys paused and looked at the small mouse standing in the door of the lab.\u0026nbsp; The big jocks froze and starred at the small rodent for a long moment, so inebriated they couldn't think of a reply for a moment.  \n\"Ahhhhh hey professor...\"\u0026nbsp; A big golden maned Lion grunted at last coming out of his intoxicated stupor. \u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\"I'm not a...\"\u0026nbsp; Toby started to correct the big feline but was cut off as the big jock hurried on.  \n  \n\"We need ya to settle a bet for us...\"\u0026nbsp; The Lion gestured to a big black Boar and a sleek roan red equine.  \n  \n\"Oh... and what bet is that?\"\u0026nbsp; Toby asked hoping it would be an easy answer, so that he could send the drunken idiots on their way.\u0026nbsp; And get back to studying as quickly as possible.  \n  \n\"Who's got the bigger balls?\"\u0026nbsp; The Boar snorted cutting the Lion off.  \n  \n\"Yeah... thats why we came up to the pre-med buildin'...\"\u0026nbsp; The little mouse rolled his eyes... it was such a stupid, drunken Frat guy question. \u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\"Well by species...\"\u0026nbsp; Toby started only to be shushed by the Horse's girlfriend.  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp; \"We aint interested in that...\"\u0026nbsp; The Roan stallion whinnied in explanation as he girlfriend snuggled close. \u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\"Yeah we wanta know which one of US has got the biggest ball!\"\u0026nbsp; The golden maned Lion cut back in.\u0026nbsp; Toby looked at the group and frowned, clearly he wasn't going to get out of this easily.\u0026nbsp; And the last thing he wanted to do, was spent the next twenty minutes feeling up a bunch of sweaty jock crotches.\u0026nbsp; So he quickly made up his mind to make the testing so unpleasant they would just forget it.  \n  \n\"Ok... well I'd have to take them out and examine them scientifically.\"\u0026nbsp; Toby answered gravely, like he was taking the whole matter seriously.\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\"Ok!\"\u0026nbsp; The big jocks agreed pushing down their sweat pants and underwear to let their proud flop out into view.\u0026nbsp; Toby gawked at their casual display of public nudity.\u0026nbsp; Clearly this was going to be much more difficult than he'd expected, so he racketed it up a notch.  \n  \n\"Well to truly weight and measure them... I'd have to take them out of their sacks!\"\u0026nbsp; The little Mouse explained as the group of drunken jock stood gaping at him in confusion for a moment. \u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp; \"Aaaa what?\"\u0026nbsp; The Horse grunted as it dawned on him what the Mouse was saying.\u0026nbsp; \"Ahem... I don't think...\"\u0026nbsp; Clearly he wasn't happy with the idea of letting the mouse cut his ball's out.\u0026nbsp; But then the big Boar beside him snickered making the rest of the jock guffaw.  \n  \n\"See panty waste knows he's going to lose!\"\u0026nbsp; The big Hog snorted ribbing the Horse whose girlfriend instantly whinnied loudly.  \n  \n\"Like hell... he's got both you guys beat and you know it!\"\u0026nbsp; Toby winced this was not working out at all like he'd expected it to. \u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\"Thats crap bitch...\"\u0026nbsp; The Lion's Tigress girlfriend swore.\u0026nbsp; \"My males got all... you all whipped!\"\u0026nbsp; The Horse pushed Toby back into the lab and the whole group entered.  \n  \n\"Ya got everything ya need here right?\"\u0026nbsp; The big Boar, apparently the only one without a girlfriend, asked as the group looked around drunkenly.\u0026nbsp; Toby frown as he looked around the lab... there were scales and Caliper.\u0026nbsp; And he knew how to secretly get into the supply room for scalpels and syringes.\u0026nbsp; 'He could really do it!' \u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp; \"Ahem sure just let me get a few things from the supply room.\"\u0026nbsp; Toby answered, and quickly hurried off.\u0026nbsp; Wondering if he was really going to do it, or if he should just hide in the supply room until they left.\u0026nbsp; But then his keen rodent ears picked of the jocks and their cheerleader girlfriends laughing about him.\u0026nbsp; Slipping into the supply room he quickly grabbed a pawful of syringes a bottle of local pain killer and a scalpel.\u0026nbsp; When he got back the Lion, Boar and Horse had they're naked junk resting on the steel cadaver table.\u0026nbsp; Quickly he gave them each a shot of Novocaine in they're big over stuffed sacks.\u0026nbsp; Then gathered the digital Scales and organ Calipers as well as a half dozen specimen jars full of alcohol.\u0026nbsp; And a pawful of adhesive numbers that he'd seen laying in a desk draw.  \n  \n\"Ok time to see who's the biggest boi!\"\u0026nbsp; Toby announced when he returned taking the scalpel out of its package.  \n  \n\"Alright!\"\u0026nbsp; The group yelled excitedly.  \n\"Yer goin' down!\"\u0026nbsp; The big black Boar promised, as the little Mouse smirked thinking they were all going down!\u0026nbsp; Swiftly Toby split open the Lion's fat sack, grinning as those heft male orb's spilled out.\u0026nbsp; Quickly he clamped off the tubes and cords and cut them... the big golden feline watched shocked as he huge ball dropped off!  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp; \"Wha...\"\u0026nbsp; He started to grunt, but Toby interrupted quickly.  \n  \n\"Gotta have them all the way off to weight them fairly... we wouldn't want anyone cheating!\"\u0026nbsp; The little Mouse assured drawing a rousing agreement from the group.\u0026nbsp; But Toby had already moved on to the red Horse splitting his sac and removing those big nuts as well!\u0026nbsp; Drawing a sickened whimper from the big equine, even as his girlfriend played with them.\u0026nbsp; Finally the Boar's fat nuts dropped out onto the table and were dissevered.\u0026nbsp; \"Now we'll see!\"\u0026nbsp; The little mouse promised lifting and measuring the dissevered junk with the Caliper...\u0026nbsp; Then weighting each set on the electronic Scales, before dropping them into the alcohol fill specimen jars and screwing the lids on tightly.\u0026nbsp; Then he peeled the numbers off their backing paper and placed one on each jar.\u0026nbsp; \"Ok...ok... first place at seven inches circumference and twenty eight ounces goes to...\"\u0026nbsp; He pick up a jar with a huge set of testicles floating in it.\u0026nbsp; They had belonged to the Boar and were clearly the biggest.\u0026nbsp; \"Mr stud himself...\"\u0026nbsp; He handed the jar with a big gold number one on it to the roan gelding.  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp; \"Ooooooooo\"\u0026nbsp; The crowd of watching drunks muttered in awe, as the sick looking horse and his smiling girlfriend took the jar.\u0026nbsp; Parading it around the room proudly...  \n  \n\"Second place!\"\u0026nbsp; Toby shouted quieting them down again as he held up the second jar with the Lion's big orbs in it.\u0026nbsp; \"At six point nine five circumference and twenty three ounces goes to...\"\u0026nbsp; The Mouse handed the jar with a big white number two on it to the Boar...\u0026nbsp; \"The big pig on campus!\"\u0026nbsp; Again the watching drunken crowd cheered wildly as the Boar took the jar and held it up.\u0026nbsp; \"And sadly last and certainly lest...\"\u0026nbsp; Toby took the jar with the roan's ball's with a black number three on it and handed it to the handsome Lion.\u0026nbsp; Who was clearly looking less than happy... but not as displeased as the Tigress.\u0026nbsp; The crowd was laughing and jeering at the Lion now... as Toby loaded up a half dozen more syringes.\u0026nbsp; And looked around at the rest of the Frat jocks...\u0026nbsp; \"Hey why don't we see who else is a bigger stud than Lion boy here...\"\u0026nbsp; Toby coaxed grinning as the rest of the group quickly clamored forwards to lay their junk on the table...  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;  \n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;  \n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \\*\\*\\*  \n\"NNNAAAGGGA.\"\u0026nbsp; The big Boar awoke with a snort and sat up groggily.\u0026nbsp; His head throbbing and his mouth tasting like something had crawled in it took a dump and then died!  \n  \n\"Dude... what the fuck are theses?\"\u0026nbsp; Jason his Bull roommate grunted... picked up a glass jar and shaking it.\u0026nbsp; The two pale bloodless lemon shaped lumps inside of it bounced around wildly. \u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\"What the hell have you got?\"\u0026nbsp; Dorian the Boar grunted looking at the jar and its strange cargo.  \n  \n\"Dunno but its number two of something...\"\u0026nbsp; Jason grunted turning the jar so the Boar could see the number stuck to it.\u0026nbsp; The big Boar starred at the jar and its strange contents for a long moment.\u0026nbsp; Trying to remember what all had happened the night before...\u0026nbsp; As he did so becoming aware of an ache in his groin, reaching down absently the big Pig fondled himself.\u0026nbsp; Then grunted in shock quickly standing up... as the Bull watched.\u0026nbsp; Dorian shoved down his short and saw the ragged wound on his deflated ball sack!  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp; \"Oh my Gods!\"  \n  \n\"Hahaha Dude!\"\u0026nbsp; Jason roared with laughter as the Boar examined his empty sack!\u0026nbsp; \"OMG... those are your BALLS!\"\u0026nbsp; The big Bull laughed as the big Pig looked confused and shocked.\u0026nbsp; \"OMG you totally let someone cut your balls off...\"\u0026nbsp; The big Bull giggled shaking the jar again as the big black Boar looked stunned and humiliated.\u0026nbsp; \"I can't believe it... I can't believe you let...\"\u0026nbsp; The big Bull's words stopped abruptly, as Dorian reached down and picked up a second jar that had a number four on it!  \n  \n\"If those are mine... then who's are these?\"\u0026nbsp; The Boar snorted amused as the Bull suddenly shoved down his own underwear...  \n  \n\"Oh My Gods!\"\u0026nbsp; \"What the fuck happened lastnite!?!\"  \n  \n  \nFIN  \n  \n  \n  \n\u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\n"}