{"sf1_id":143494,"sf2_id":"rn6jGPRn","title":"Epic Title","author":"MisterMelancholy","words":704,"posted_at":"2010-05-03T22:03:00.000Z","tags":["Epic","M/M","Melan","Violence","Yiff"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/143494-epic-title","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rn6jGPRn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/46/8a/468ac7cf-6f9e-4b42-b7b6-f162b244a93c","description":"","content":"Melan awoke that morning with a stretch, reaching out with his navy blue arms, then proceeded to scratching the teal fur on his chest.\u0026nbsp; 'Time for some cereal,' He thought innocently to himself as he got up, stretching once more; but little did he know there was a black and gold surprise on the table waiting for him.\u0026nbsp; \"My eyes!\" Melan screamed at the sight of Figgles on his back.\u0026nbsp; \"They burn!\" He finished, seeing that Reinku was attached by the crotch.\n\n\"Dammit Melan!\u0026nbsp; I was almost done, but then you made me lose it!\u0026nbsp; Don't barge in like that!\" Reinku scolded him while pulling out of Figgles.\u0026nbsp; Both men stared at Melan, angry.\u0026nbsp; \"So much for breakfast, I'm gone.\" Melan yelled, traumatized.\u0026nbsp; He left through the back door.\u0026nbsp; \"Damn kid,\" Reinku complained, irritated.\u0026nbsp; \"You know, I wasn't done yet either.\" Figgles said, just as annoyed as Reinku.\u0026nbsp; They looked at each other for a moment.\u0026nbsp; Reinku climbed back on top of Figgles and got to work on the lab.\n\n\u0026nbsp;By the time Reinku and Figgles were done, Melan had met up with his black and red furred friend, Bogard.\u0026nbsp; \"Hey Bo, Did you know that Reinku and Figgles were having sex on the kitchen table this morning?\" Melan asked, shaken over the ordeal.\u0026nbsp; \"No, I thought they were both guys.\" Bogard said, confused.\u0026nbsp; \"They are!\" Melan replied dramatically.\u0026nbsp; \"So you think being gay is wrong?\" Bogard snorted, disapprovingly.\u0026nbsp; \"No,\" Melan explained, \"I just never thought they'd have sex in my cereal.\"\u0026nbsp; \"Don't be so butt hurt over it; I've heard them do the same exact thing in your bed before.\" Bogard teased, winking playfully.\u0026nbsp; Melan ignored him, hoping he was just kidding.\u0026nbsp; They ventured to Dante's hut, but instead found Ellise, the orange furred elder neko.\u0026nbsp; She was playing with her daughter, Natalie.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\"Where's Dante?\" Melan asked impatiently.\u0026nbsp; \"He's studying right now.\" Ellise replied bitterly.\u0026nbsp; \"Is there anything we can do for you today?\" Bogard butted in, being polite.\u0026nbsp; \"Why yes, can you guys take care of Natalie for me?\" She asked.\u0026nbsp; \"Sure.\" replied Bogard, nudging Melan in the ribs.\u0026nbsp; Melan obviously didn't want to do it.\u0026nbsp; A few minutes later, Melan, Bogard, and Natalie were all in the woods, playing hide and go seek.\u0026nbsp; It was Natalie's turn to go hide, and as she looked for a spot to hide, she thought to herself 'I bet it'd be fun to ditch them.'\u0026nbsp; She did just that.\n\n\u0026nbsp;She ran for a couple of minutes, not aware that Melan and Bogard were on her tail, until she stumbled upon a big, dark cave.\u0026nbsp; 'They'll never find me in here.' She thought.\u0026nbsp; She took a step towards the cave, but was dead before her foot touched the ground.\u0026nbsp; Melan and Bogard caught up just in time to see a blood-red neko throw a boulder from atop the cave.\u0026nbsp; The condensed clump of Earth crushed Natalie into a bloody blob.\u0026nbsp; Before Bogard or Melan could respond, the unknown neko took Natalie's body and ran away.\n\n\u0026nbsp;They stopped in their tracks, and Melan was unable to move.\u0026nbsp; Bogard yelled something illegible, picked up Melan, and ran.\u0026nbsp; Bogard ran for a minute or so before collapsing on the ground.\u0026nbsp; Melan hit the ground with a thud, then Bogard hit with one even louder.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\"Ow.\" Melan mumbled.\u0026nbsp; \"I'm sorry, I-\" Bogard stopped when he realized that Melan was on his back, and Bogard was facing him.\u0026nbsp; \"N-\" Melan started, but realized the same thing.\u0026nbsp; Bogard stared into Melan's eyes for a moment, realizing he'd never told Melan he was gay, and then leaned in to kiss Melan on the lips.\u0026nbsp; Melan was confused, but it didn't feel wrong, so he went with it.\u0026nbsp; They kissed each other for a few seconds before Bogard moved on to Melan's neck, followed by his chest.\u0026nbsp; Bogard finally got to Melan's belly button when he realized they were both rock hard.\u0026nbsp; Bogard reached for Melan's hip-\n\n\u0026nbsp;\"There Yo- My eyes!\" Figgles Screamed.\u0026nbsp; Melan jumped, and Bogard got to his feet instantly.\u0026nbsp; \"They burn!\" Figgles finished, laughing.\u0026nbsp; He loved mocking Melan.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nEdit: I forgot to add that this is only chapter one, so that's why it might seem a bit incomplete \\*sweat drop\\*\n\n  \n  \n\n"}