# Epic Title Author: MisterMelancholy Tags: Epic, M/M, Melan, Violence, Yiff Melan awoke that morning with a stretch, reaching out with his navy blue arms, then proceeded to scratching the teal fur on his chest.  'Time for some cereal,' He thought innocently to himself as he got up, stretching once more; but little did he know there was a black and gold surprise on the table waiting for him.  "My eyes!" Melan screamed at the sight of Figgles on his back.  "They burn!" He finished, seeing that Reinku was attached by the crotch. "Dammit Melan!  I was almost done, but then you made me lose it!  Don't barge in like that!" Reinku scolded him while pulling out of Figgles.  Both men stared at Melan, angry.  "So much for breakfast, I'm gone." Melan yelled, traumatized.  He left through the back door.  "Damn kid," Reinku complained, irritated.  "You know, I wasn't done yet either." Figgles said, just as annoyed as Reinku.  They looked at each other for a moment.  Reinku climbed back on top of Figgles and got to work on the lab.  By the time Reinku and Figgles were done, Melan had met up with his black and red furred friend, Bogard.  "Hey Bo, Did you know that Reinku and Figgles were having sex on the kitchen table this morning?" Melan asked, shaken over the ordeal.  "No, I thought they were both guys." Bogard said, confused.  "They are!" Melan replied dramatically.  "So you think being gay is wrong?" Bogard snorted, disapprovingly.  "No," Melan explained, "I just never thought they'd have sex in my cereal."  "Don't be so butt hurt over it; I've heard them do the same exact thing in your bed before." Bogard teased, winking playfully.  Melan ignored him, hoping he was just kidding.  They ventured to Dante's hut, but instead found Ellise, the orange furred elder neko.  She was playing with her daughter, Natalie.  "Where's Dante?" Melan asked impatiently.  "He's studying right now." Ellise replied bitterly.  "Is there anything we can do for you today?" Bogard butted in, being polite.  "Why yes, can you guys take care of Natalie for me?" She asked.  "Sure." replied Bogard, nudging Melan in the ribs.  Melan obviously didn't want to do it.  A few minutes later, Melan, Bogard, and Natalie were all in the woods, playing hide and go seek.  It was Natalie's turn to go hide, and as she looked for a spot to hide, she thought to herself 'I bet it'd be fun to ditch them.'  She did just that.  She ran for a couple of minutes, not aware that Melan and Bogard were on her tail, until she stumbled upon a big, dark cave.  'They'll never find me in here.' She thought.  She took a step towards the cave, but was dead before her foot touched the ground.  Melan and Bogard caught up just in time to see a blood-red neko throw a boulder from atop the cave.  The condensed clump of Earth crushed Natalie into a bloody blob.  Before Bogard or Melan could respond, the unknown neko took Natalie's body and ran away.  They stopped in their tracks, and Melan was unable to move.  Bogard yelled something illegible, picked up Melan, and ran.  Bogard ran for a minute or so before collapsing on the ground.  Melan hit the ground with a thud, then Bogard hit with one even louder.  "Ow." Melan mumbled.  "I'm sorry, I-" Bogard stopped when he realized that Melan was on his back, and Bogard was facing him.  "N-" Melan started, but realized the same thing.  Bogard stared into Melan's eyes for a moment, realizing he'd never told Melan he was gay, and then leaned in to kiss Melan on the lips.  Melan was confused, but it didn't feel wrong, so he went with it.  They kissed each other for a few seconds before Bogard moved on to Melan's neck, followed by his chest.  Bogard finally got to Melan's belly button when he realized they were both rock hard.  Bogard reached for Melan's hip-  "There Yo- My eyes!" Figgles Screamed.  Melan jumped, and Bogard got to his feet instantly.  "They burn!" Figgles finished, laughing.  He loved mocking Melan.   Edit: I forgot to add that this is only chapter one, so that's why it might seem a bit incomplete \*sweat drop\* Source: https://sofurry.com/s/rn6jGPRn