{"sf1_id":1436922,"sf2_id":"beb0pdOn","title":"The Gassy Necessities","author":"Skyhigh","words":313,"posted_at":"2019-04-11T21:49:22.000Z","tags":["Disney","Fart","Flatulece","Human","jungle book","mowgli"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1436922-the-gassy-necessities","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/beb0pdOn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/7c/ab/7cabc07b-96f8-4606-b49a-221a19094509","description":"Some of you probably didn't want this, but here it is.\\*  \n  \n(\\*Ain't I a stinker?)","content":"Look for the bare necessities\n\nThe simple bare necessities\u0026nbsp;  \nForget about those worries 'bout your ass   \nI mean the bare necessities   \nThose lovely smelling recipes\u0026nbsp;  \nThat bring the bare necessities of gas\u0026nbsp;\n\nWherever I wander, wherever I twerk  \nI couldn't be fonder of my butt burp  \nI feel that bubbling in my belly Might smell funny just to me  \nWhen you start cravin' those bottom blasts Just take a glance at this fancy ass  \nAnd then maybe, well, sniff it.  \nThe bare necessities of farts will come to you  \nThey'll come to you\n\nLook for the bare necessities  \nThe gassy bare necessities  \nForget about those worries 'bout your ass  \nI mean the bare necessities  \nThat's why a mancub poots with ease  \nWith just the bare necessities of gas\n\nWhen you eat a pawpaw  \nAnd you take it slow  \nBut you feel your bowels rumble  \nThen just let it blow  \nDon't hold your flatulence inside your tum Just lift one cheek and rip one out your bum  \n'Cause you won't need that excess air  \nRight after you ate your tasty pear  \nThe bare necessities of farts will come to you  \nThey'll come to you\n\n(fart solo)\n\nSo just enjoy your gas, relief yourself  \nRelish the stink from your back door  \nBut, just a little warning  \nIf you push too hard then, well  \nYou might release a bit more  \nNow don't spend your time feeling alone If you are the only one tooting in tones  \nWhen you find out you can enjoy the gas  \nAnd keep going, just havin' a blast  \nYou all know that it's true  \nThe bare necessities of farts will come to you  \nThey'll come to you  \n  \nLook for the bare necessities  \nThe stinky bare necessities  \nForget about those worries 'bout your ass  \nI mean the bare necessities  \nThat's why a mancub cuts the cheese  \nWith just the bare necessities of gas"}