# The Gassy Necessities

Author: Skyhigh
Tags: Disney, Fart, Flatulece, Human, jungle book, mowgli

Some of you probably didn't want this, but here it is.\*  
  
(\*Ain't I a stinker?)

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities   
Forget about those worries 'bout your ass   
I mean the bare necessities   
Those lovely smelling recipes   
That bring the bare necessities of gas 

Wherever I wander, wherever I twerk  
I couldn't be fonder of my butt burp  
I feel that bubbling in my belly Might smell funny just to me  
When you start cravin' those bottom blasts Just take a glance at this fancy ass  
And then maybe, well, sniff it.  
The bare necessities of farts will come to you  
They'll come to you

Look for the bare necessities  
The gassy bare necessities  
Forget about those worries 'bout your ass  
I mean the bare necessities  
That's why a mancub poots with ease  
With just the bare necessities of gas

When you eat a pawpaw  
And you take it slow  
But you feel your bowels rumble  
Then just let it blow  
Don't hold your flatulence inside your tum Just lift one cheek and rip one out your bum  
'Cause you won't need that excess air  
Right after you ate your tasty pear  
The bare necessities of farts will come to you  
They'll come to you

(fart solo)

So just enjoy your gas, relief yourself  
Relish the stink from your back door  
But, just a little warning  
If you push too hard then, well  
You might release a bit more  
Now don't spend your time feeling alone If you are the only one tooting in tones  
When you find out you can enjoy the gas  
And keep going, just havin' a blast  
You all know that it's true  
The bare necessities of farts will come to you  
They'll come to you  
  
Look for the bare necessities  
The stinky bare necessities  
Forget about those worries 'bout your ass  
I mean the bare necessities  
That's why a mancub cuts the cheese  
With just the bare necessities of gas

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/beb0pdOn