{"sf1_id":144101,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Yiff Limericks, beacause I can.","author":"Rags","words":303,"posted_at":"2010-05-06T08:21:00.000Z","tags":["Limericks","M/F","Poetry"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/144101-yiff-limericks-beacause-i-can","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/144101","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=144101\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"","content":"Yiff Limericks, by the only person on this site who is odd enough to actually do them because someone made a comment on one of his other poems and who thinks that justifies the fact that he is doing them right now.  \n  \n  \nThere was a nice fox on the beach,  \nwho was currently humping a sheep.  \nSaid the fox to the sheep  \n\"Shall we go on or leave?\"  \nSo they went on humping on the beach.  \n  \n  \nOne day in the month of July  \na large dragon was up in the sky  \nand he saw as he passed  \na fair maiden he grasped  \nand he humped her so high in the sky.  \n  \nWow. These are hard. And that is also what she said.  \n  \nAfter pulling his dick out of her  \nthe big doberman had to be sure.  \nWas his motion of grace  \nfilling her in that place  \nwas as good to him as was to her.  \n  \nWith a sigh and a tug and a sweat  \nhe ejaculated as he let  \nher suck longer on him  \nas this was his great whim  \nso his pleasure from her did she let.  \n  \nGosh. I may go down in Yiff history as the first limerick furry. I can still do a few more.  \n  \nIn a place that is not very real  \nthe Chocobo mounted the female.  \nWith a \"Wark!\" and a \"Kweh!\"  \nThey both had sex that day  \nAnd their offspring was actually pale.\n\n\u0026nbsp; A young colt and a virginal mare  \nlooked around and then exchanged a stare.  \nSo he mounted the girl  \nand he humped with a...swirl?  \nAnd the two were unable to stare.  \n  \n  \nNah. I'm out. That's enough for today. I'm too tired to go on. If someone paws off to this, then you have a better imagination than Terry Gilliam. Man, gravity sucks.  \n  \n\u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\n"}