# Yiff Limericks, beacause I can.

Author: Rags
Tags: Limericks, M/F, Poetry

Yiff Limericks, by the only person on this site who is odd enough to actually do them because someone made a comment on one of his other poems and who thinks that justifies the fact that he is doing them right now.  
  
  
There was a nice fox on the beach,  
who was currently humping a sheep.  
Said the fox to the sheep  
"Shall we go on or leave?"  
So they went on humping on the beach.  
  
  
One day in the month of July  
a large dragon was up in the sky  
and he saw as he passed  
a fair maiden he grasped  
and he humped her so high in the sky.  
  
Wow. These are hard. And that is also what she said.  
  
After pulling his dick out of her  
the big doberman had to be sure.  
Was his motion of grace  
filling her in that place  
was as good to him as was to her.  
  
With a sigh and a tug and a sweat  
he ejaculated as he let  
her suck longer on him  
as this was his great whim  
so his pleasure from her did she let.  
  
Gosh. I may go down in Yiff history as the first limerick furry. I can still do a few more.  
  
In a place that is not very real  
the Chocobo mounted the female.  
With a "Wark!" and a "Kweh!"  
They both had sex that day  
And their offspring was actually pale.

  A young colt and a virginal mare  
looked around and then exchanged a stare.  
So he mounted the girl  
and he humped with a...swirl?  
And the two were unable to stare.  
  
  
Nah. I'm out. That's enough for today. I'm too tired to go on. If someone paws off to this, then you have a better imagination than Terry Gilliam. Man, gravity sucks.  
  
 

Source: https://sofurry.com/view/144101