{"sf1_id":1453662,"sf2_id":"AnKxL2Y1","title":"Orders Up, Options Sideways (Otherwise Untitled)","author":"Moriar","words":99,"posted_at":"2019-05-29T02:53:00.000Z","tags":["Gryphon","Microfiction","Possum"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1453662-orders-up-options-sideways-otherwise-untitled","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/AnKxL2Y1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/bb/de/bbde1c90-0792-45e3-b785-f21fc417af67","description":"#144 of Short Stories\n\nA gryphon expresses confusion and dismay in a fast food place.","content":"~\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; The possum shrugged to the gryphon, his hands, fingers, and mouth a complicated nest of support and manipulation around the burrito that he was struggling to eat faster than it could fall apart.  \n~\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \"But, then why even have it on the menu?\", the gryphon glaring down into the bowl of soup.  \n~\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \"This place sells tacos, and something called 'Ice Mixin', Beth. I gave up on making sense of it years ago.\", the possum wasting several precious moments of burrito integrity to reassure his friend.  \n~\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; The gryphon held up the fork, \"They don't even have spoons!\"  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Short Stories","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1453661-buttoned-up-hero-otherwise-untitled.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1476167-trowel-and-despair-otherwise-untitled.json"}}