{"sf1_id":1480531,"sf2_id":"7ejAMA71","title":"Choke","author":"Mantrid_Brizon","words":464,"posted_at":"2019-08-23T07:51:00.000Z","tags":["Comedy","Female","Male","Never Seen Sex Act","Poem","Poetry"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1480531-choke","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/7ejAMA71","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/0e/47/0e4752bb-6968-4644-9fcd-0c02ec316cfb","description":"#28 of Poetry\n\nA jokey poem about red pilling a pretty woman. ;)","content":"Choke\n\n(08/21/2019)\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nOnce, I was at a rally,\n\nWatching the millennials crowing,\n\nBut then I met a girl,\n\nAnd my curiosity started flowing,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nQuickly I approached,\n\nAnd politely we conversed,\n\nOur dialogue went well,\n\nOr so it seemed at first,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nIt took me but a minute,\n\nTo learn that she was \"woke\",\n\nI listened to her talking points,\n\nAnd they were all a joke,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI did not bow down,\n\nAnd so she did berate,\n\nShe flew into a tirade,\n\nShe's filled with so much hate,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBut I had caught her eye,\n\nMy charm had served me well,\n\nAnd so she stopped to listen,\n\nI can on her a spell,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nJoin me pretty lady,\n\nAnd I'll show you something new,\n\nI promise I'll be gentle,\n\nWhen I give this pill to you,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nWith wide eyes she meekly followed,\n\nI took her to my home,\n\nWhile whispering sweet truth,\n\nWhat I have she's never known,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nA pill so large and red,\n\nThere's so much to teach you, girl,\n\nPlease keep an open mind,\n\nDon't be the swine ignoring the pearl,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI led her to my room,\n\nAnd quickly went to work,\n\nThrobbing knowledge I unpacked,\n\nAt its sight she swiftly perked,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nIt brought her to her knees,\n\nShe was so eager to learn,\n\nHow curious she became,\n\nFor my correction she did yearn,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI watched her choking on the pill,\n\nShe struggled to swallow the knowledge,\n\nI couldn't help but laugh at the thought,\n\nOf all that time she'd wasted in college,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nShe eagerly devoured it,\n\nAnd every bite awakened her mind,\n\nBut there was too much for her to take,\n\nSo I laid her down, to unwind,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI knew she was ready for more,\n\nThough she said she was afraid,\n\nI assured her she'd enjoy it,\n\nShe became my own crusade,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nWith a little nod she agreed,\n\nHer smile grew as I progressed,\n\nAnd so I climbed over her,\n\nMy revelation she held to her breast,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nShe gasped as I pushed it inside,\n\nInvading her box of ignorance,\n\nAnd as I worked, she begged me,\n\n\"Please forgive my previous belligerence\",\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Don't even sweat it, girl\"\n\nI was quick to ease her shame,\n\nAdults don't hold petty grudges,\n\nWe grow stronger from the pain,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI vigorously planted the seeds of truth,\n\nAnd with my ministrations she softened,\n\nWith beading sweat, she gasped,\n\nAnd said we should do this more often,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nShe thought she'd had enough,\n\nBut I was only getting started,\n\nI drove the pill in deeper,\n\nAnd her hazy walls were parted,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nShe was crying out for more,\n\nRevelations are such a thrill,\n\nThat night I converted her,\n\nAll she needed was my big, red pill,\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Poetry","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1474862-cthulhu-s-grasp.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1618748-alone-among-the-monsters.json"}}