{"sf1_id":1482398,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Sonnet: Bear at the Mall","author":"danath","words":116,"posted_at":"2019-08-28T00:40:00.000Z","tags":["Poem","silly","sonnet"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1482398-sonnet-bear-at-the-mall","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1482398","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1482398\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"","content":"Tis great when panda shakes prodigiously;  \nA panda sans a big caboose can't tame  \nThe int'rest of the crowd amassed to see  \nThe straining fabric give away the game.\n\nNot so this bear, now bared broad pelt of black  \nWith white around the thighs split through the jeans;  \nExposèd thus, the seam seems somewhat slack  \nTo fell the denim clothes, but oh! That scene!\n\nBlack claws do clutch a penny tight as red  \nAcross his face does creep; for now there hangs  \nA snake immense that causes most to shriek:  \n\"The panda there is hung, for real, he bangs!\"\n\nSo please do never stoop to pick at coins  \nWith six and twenty inches squeezed in loins.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}