# Sonnet: Bear at the Mall

Author: danath
Tags: Poem, silly, sonnet

Tis great when panda shakes prodigiously;  
A panda sans a big caboose can't tame  
The int'rest of the crowd amassed to see  
The straining fabric give away the game.

Not so this bear, now bared broad pelt of black  
With white around the thighs split through the jeans;  
Exposèd thus, the seam seems somewhat slack  
To fell the denim clothes, but oh! That scene!

Black claws do clutch a penny tight as red  
Across his face does creep; for now there hangs  
A snake immense that causes most to shriek:  
"The panda there is hung, for real, he bangs!"

So please do never stoop to pick at coins  
With six and twenty inches squeezed in loins.

Source: https://sofurry.com/view/1482398