{"sf1_id":1495005,"sf2_id":"dmW3bbMm","title":"Five Limericks About Unicorns","author":"Bunny Hops","words":149,"posted_at":"2019-09-29T22:14:00.000Z","tags":["Limerick","Poem","Unicorn"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1495005-five-limericks-about-unicorns","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/dmW3bbMm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/bc/74/bc74d6f0-8740-4e86-854b-492bec690c4c","description":"I like unicorns.","content":"Five Limericks About Unicorns\n\nBy Bunnyhops\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n~~~\n\nThe myth of unicorns is ponderous\n\nNot believing is just preposterous\n\nI've seen them in zoos\n\nOn multiple views\n\nOh, wait, that's just a rhinoceros\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n~~~\n\nUnicorns are all but extinct\n\nExcept where created by ink\n\nTheir steady demise\n\nIs of no real surprise\n\nGiven their obsession with kink\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n~~~\n\nI would never mean this as a smear\n\nBut unicorns know their career\n\nFrom the day they were born\n\nThey are destined for porn\n\nWhat's under their belts makes that clear\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n~~~\n\nMy wishes aren't meant to debase\n\nSo don't think me out of place\n\nThat when you succumb\n\nAnd finally cum\n\nPlease jizz all over my face\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n~~~\n\nI thought I had this on lock\n\nNever expected the writer's block\n\nLimericks are hard\n\nI feel bad for the bard\n\nDid I mention I like unicorn cock?\n\n  \n  \n\n"}