# Five Limericks About Unicorns

Author: Bunny Hops
Tags: Limerick, Poem, Unicorn

I like unicorns.

Five Limericks About Unicorns

By Bunnyhops

 

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The myth of unicorns is ponderous

Not believing is just preposterous

I've seen them in zoos

On multiple views

Oh, wait, that's just a rhinoceros

 

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Unicorns are all but extinct

Except where created by ink

Their steady demise

Is of no real surprise

Given their obsession with kink

 

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I would never mean this as a smear

But unicorns know their career

From the day they were born

They are destined for porn

What's under their belts makes that clear

 

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My wishes aren't meant to debase

So don't think me out of place

That when you succumb

And finally cum

Please jizz all over my face

 

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I thought I had this on lock

Never expected the writer's block

Limericks are hard

I feel bad for the bard

Did I mention I like unicorn cock?

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