# I Ran into a Dinosaur Princess with My Tow Truck

Author: TikTikKobold
Tags: Alien, Dinosaur, Farting, Female, Human, Male, Muscle, Nudist, Túzhǐní, Watersports, allosaurus, embarrassment

College student Chris isn't exactly a "people" person. He much would rather study about the long-dead past than interact with any human. Focusing on self-improvement and learning from those far removed from society, taking a job as a night-time tow truck driver seems like a sweet gig. But, strange things happen on the mountain roads at night, including running into a stacked, extra-terrestrial dinosaur princess! Little does he know that his encounter with this creature will spell the end of his normal life forever.

  

This is the first chapter of a commission series I'm calling_The Vajrayana Chronicles._ The commissioner has quite a massive world planned, and I'm looking forward to giving it to you all.

  

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“I tell ya, Chris," Jakes, the old mechanic, says, wheeling himself out from under the beat-up sedan “life has a way of throwing the strangest happenstances at ya."  
 Christopher was engrossed in an article discussing some new discoveries on the nodosaur mummy at the Royal Tyrell Museum. The young man doesn't look up until Jakes clears his throat. “Huh? Sorry?"  
 “I'm talking about that girl who came in. She was giving you the once-over. You should deal with her tomorrow when she comes for her truck. Cute girls with pickups, that's the way to go."  
 Christopher chuckles. “N-no thanks. No relationships for me. Way too complicated."  
 “Boy, life is complicated. It ain't all dead reptiles and digging in the dirt." The mechanic slaps the hood of the car. “This is life, a complex machine working amid other complex machines, all with complex processes I know I slept through learning about in high school. You gonna keep your head in the past, you ain't gonna learn about the future, got what I'm saying?"  
 “Hey, I do other things," Christopher protests. “You have a passion for cars. I have a passion for ancient, unobservable life. Nothing wrong with that."  
 Jakes' phone buzzes, and he looks to it, nodding. “Well, we can keep up this discussion later. You need to do your job. Sending you the coordinates now."  
 Chris hops up, grabbing his keys and rushing right over to the tow truck. Late night towing is the perfect job in the mountainous region where he spends his time at university. Plus, the long treks across windy roads are where he catches up on a lot of lectures from online classes. He disappears into the night, putting on the lecture from his “Empires through the Ages" class on full blast.  
 He is in his element, alone and in the dark with just his mind to keep him company. With his only human contact coming from a voice he can control and someone whose only talking to him to get a specific problem fixed, it is perfect for him, whose mind is in the past and and whose focus drifts off to his mind.  
 But that strange flash in the road has him swerving his truck, nearly hitting the guard rail as he makes his way around a treacherous bend  
 He slows to a stop, seeking to pull over. He lets his heart slow down as his teacher talks about the finer points of Roman politics, but another voice hits the periphery of his hearing—a frantic, but faint, scream.  
 Chris turns off his radio just in time to see the man bolt across the road. He nopes on out of his stupor and steps on the gas, hoping to get this dark stretch of nowhere behind him, only for another figure to emerge from the tree lines.  
 The towering form of muscle rushes out of the woods and strikes right against the hood of his truck. When the body rolls on the roof, the thing caves in just a bit, cracking the glass before the figure rolls down the hill a bit in front of the vehicle. The tow truck rolls for a few more feet before he kicks his door open and stumbles out of the wreck, whipping around to see the figure that scrambles off of the ground, and what he sees is unexpected, unusual, and unmistakably something out of his wildest dreams.  
 There, shaking its head, rising up in a body covered in scales, but not wearing a stitch, is a creature, an allosaurus it would seem, save for the almost humanoid shape, complete with a pair of large breasts. This dinosaur woman grits her teeth, grunting, groaning, and then looks over towards him, pupil slitting in the headlights.  
 “Another one…" the creature growls, stumbling to her feet. “Another puny little human thinks its fun to challenge me when I have my back turned, oh, but you're not running." Her mouth curls up into a sinister sneer. “You're staying right here, aren't ya?"  
 Chris gulps. Sure, he isn't moving, but that's because his legs are screaming. A dinosaur woman? Just what the hell is happening?"  
 She extends a hand, pointing towards him. “I am Princess Túzh?ní of the Vajrayana empire, and by the rites of my ancestors, I challenge you to a duel to repay the slight you have bestowed upon me! I may be injured, but I will not let that stop me from participating in an honorable duel. Let our battle commence!"  
 She roars, rushing towards him. Immediately, Chris's self defense training pays off. He steps aside from her, letting the large beast lumber past him. Now is not the time to ask questions. Now is the time for fight or flight. The man on the road chose the former. Chris seems to be going with the latter.  
 Túzh?ní snarls, spinning around, whipping her tail at him. He ducks down, and she slaps the side of his tow truck, yelping in annoyance. Instead of going after him. She grabs the vehicle, her muscles bulging as she pushes the thing, sending it rolling down the hill.  
 Chris rushes back into the car, shifting it into reverse and slamming the gas. The truck roars, pushing back against the large form of the dinosaur, the hitch slamming right into her stomach  
 Túzh?ní drops the truck, but its momentum keeps going, rolling up right on top of the large princess. Her thrashing knocks the truck aside, sending the vehicle tumbling off to the side. Luckily, Chris is unharmed as he crawls out of the door and tumbles onto the ground. Before him, Túzh?ní lays sprawled out and groaning.  
 A loud rip roars through the night sky, leaving Chris to sit there in bewilderment as the dinosaur craps herself right in the middle of the road. She curls up, liquid streaming down from between her legs as she shudders, gritting her teeth. “No one… no one has made me feel such humiliation. Not even the most powerful male on my planet. You… what is your name?"

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/pnGqYW2e
Part of the series The Vajrayana Chronicles
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