{"sf1_id":1662051,"sf2_id":"7ejJEr9e","title":"Pretty Kitty Missy","author":"A Smiling Face","words":244,"posted_at":"2020-12-17T23:44:52.000Z","tags":["Anthro","Feline","HMOFA","Human","Humor"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1662051-pretty-kitty-missy","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/7ejJEr9e","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/7e/fb/7efbf8ff-b0d5-45f7-a341-89da76568ee3","description":"Another Retarded Greentext","content":"1. \\\u003eBe Hubby's pretty kitty \n2. \\\u003eEveryday he comes home and rubs my ears until I'm a wet mess on the floor. \n3. \\\u003eBut being a house cat has its pros. \n4. \\\u003eThe snake girl next door is a masseuse \n5. \\\u003eHer bf moans like me during a massage. \n6. \\\u003eShe agreed to teach me in exchange for my tuna steak recipe. \n7. \\\u003eAfter a few weeks she thinks I'm ready. \n8. \\\u003eToday is the day. \n9. \\\u003eEverything is ready. \n10. \\\u003eA juicy steak is ready \n11. \\\u003eMy peach is as juicy as ever \n12. \\\u003eAnd theirs a cleared off couch ready for hubby. \n13. \\\u003eHubby arrives. \n14. \\\u003eDinner goes great \n15. \\\u003eHe takes a shower before. \n16. \\\u003ePuurrrfect.png \n17. \\\u003eYou lead his towel wrapped self to the couch \n18. \\\u003eYou sink in your fingers and he lets out a gentle moan. \n19. \\\u003eAs you work your way up and down he begins to drool \n20. \\\u003e\"Oooooh yeeeaaah\" \n21. \\\u003eAfter a half hour his eyes have rolled back into his head \n22. \\\u003eHe isn't responding to anything even tailteases. \n23. \\\u003eFuck \n24. \\\u003eI curl up next to his unconscious body \n25. \\\u003eI AM going to be the first thing he sees when he wakes up. \n26. \\\u003eI fell asleep next to hubby. \n27. \\\u003eOops \n28. \\\u003eInstead of waking up and pouncing on him I wake up to hear rubs \n29. \\\u003eJustAsPlanned.png \n30. \\\u003eWait no \n31. \\\u003eI was going to pounce on him \n32. \\\u003eMelGibson.gif","series":{"name":"One Offs","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1662049-a-one-off-about-nutt.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1662082-i-77.json"}}